The ultimate vape burglar. This man cannot be trusted even if it’s with a penny. This man is like a magnet to electronic cigarette devices, specifically cherry ice. If you have any belongings I would not advice you alert reed about them because he will take that information and do everything in his power to get them in his sticky fingers. He is a class A liar, with 3 scholarships to the FBI. if you ever are unfortunate enough to come across reed smith, say a prayer and run for the hills because he will take your vape and lie about it until the end of his days.
“Hey reed do you still have my cherry ice vape? I gave it to you 10 minutes ago.” Says Aly, “no, this one is mine I haven’t seen yours” Reed Smith replies. See you in hell lying pig.
by Ashy lyn October 24, 2020
Get the Reed smithmug. Loves men and can’t stop sucking dock. He is gay and homophobic at the same time. Super annoying and never gives a fuck. Always wants to have sex with men and sexually harassed his hockey team. He loves someone named Dylan.
by Djifbfjcjxnndnxbxj November 22, 2021
Get the Reedmug. A plant from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which sends out powerful forked lightning at Zombies, dealing rather low damage but can target in multiple lanes like Threepeater does and deal multitarget damage.
"Spamming Lightning Reeds is the best way of disintegrating and decimating the Zombies very easily in some Worlds like Wild West & Pirate Seas."
by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023
Get the Lightning Reedmug. verb (reed red, reed·ing ree-ding.
to involve aliens, extraterrestrials, or some form of bigfoot in a sexual act (usually including oral).
to eat a ham and cheese sandwich with Dijon mustard while doing a handstand for the purpose of stealing mice, rats, hamsters, or other similar rodents from your local PetSmart and/or Pet.co
to involve aliens, extraterrestrials, or some form of bigfoot in a sexual act (usually including oral).
to eat a ham and cheese sandwich with Dijon mustard while doing a handstand for the purpose of stealing mice, rats, hamsters, or other similar rodents from your local PetSmart and/or Pet.co
Person 1:"Yo jit, don't go to that orgy heard they'd be reeding there"
Person 2:"Duh, that's why I'm going"
(Works for both definitions)
Person 2:"Duh, that's why I'm going"
(Works for both definitions)
by read_a_book July 23, 2023
Get the Reedmug. everyone vapes and fucks in the bathroom like bro ur in 8th grade chill the fuck out
dont go here 2/10
dont go here 2/10
by userna.me_tak3n May 10, 2023
Get the walter reed middle schoolmug. by Maverckk May 1, 2022
Get the Reedmug. by Rosie bro March 13, 2022
Get the Reedmug.