Rectal

When someone walks behind another person, puts their thumb, index finger, and middle finger together and swings it forward into the other person's anus. They will sometimes lift you up or move their fingers around. They will also most likely yell, RECTAAAAAL!!!

*Troy sneaks up behind Jay and jams his finger's in his brute ass*
Troy: RECTAL!!!
Jay: FUCKER!

by JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY September 16, 2009

rectal dervish

someone who is being a complete asshat while playing video games.

Will: "I just blew up your tank, Sam!"
Sam: "Fuck you, you rectal dervish."

by Big Dick In Your Mom February 4, 2009

Diseased Rectal Wart

A wart on one's ass that consists of secreting puss, yellow/green liquids, and many vile odors.
ADVISORY: DO NOT TOUCH ONE. YOU WILL DIE.

HOLY CRAP!!111!!!11!1!!1!!11 that guys ass is wet and he smells, he's got some baaaadddd Diseased Rectal Warts.

by Tim :] February 9, 2007

rectangles

the cash form of money

folding rectangles into squares.
(splitting money with someone else)

by xavior April 29, 2004

testicle shitting rectal wart

History of the phrase: Used in the southpark movie after the boys went to see the terrance and philip movie.

Definition:

Testicle shitting - one who takes it in the ass, or eats balls either because they are gay or a sucky individual

rectal wart - A person who is so low on the intelligence meter or so annoying they only qualify as a rectal wart.

testicle shitting rectal wart - a gay person who takes it in the ass or an individual that "eats balls" who only qualifies as a rectal wart.

that testicle shitting rectal wart!! he failed me on my test

by trippmunky October 2, 2007

rectal rocketeer

n. Humorous insult, used to imply that the target is a homosexual, particularly one who dresses up in Spandex and rams a bottle of Tabasco-brand hot sauce into their rectum in the hopes that it will prolong their erection.

Go crack open another cold one, you prickfaced rectal rocketeer!

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 4, 2003

recanize

.see ebonics

recognise

"recanize foo'"

by Huxtable Kid May 22, 2004