Aden: Your a Bum Bandit.
Stephen: Your a Poo Pirate.
Aden: Your a Rear Raider.
Stephen: *Silenced by awesomeness*
Stephen: Your a Poo Pirate.
Aden: Your a Rear Raider.
Stephen: *Silenced by awesomeness*
by LilAWII June 14, 2011
I'm so sad I chose Glenn as my college roommate. Turns out he's akin to Dark Vader the Bung Raider.
Ouch, babe!
Ouch, babe!
by ButtFuzz November 08, 2006
The Oakland Raiders are homeless trying to find a place to live before their move to Las Vegas. Derek Carr sucks John Gruden after practice everyday. After their 2013 10-6 season they had a huge circle jerk and gave each other head as celebration
by informer7819 February 14, 2019
An individual that frequents third world countries in order to procure babies that do not belong to her.
by Plarzmo August 12, 2011
The Oakland Raiders are the only true football team in the NFL. Despite having to contend with pansy ass teams such as the San Diego Chargers or Kansas City Chiefs, they continue their COMMITMENT TO EXCELLENCE. With excellent draft picks (Huff, Walters), the Raiders continue to look towards the future and show the league how a team should be managed, coached, and run.
Their offense continues to dominate the league. With Randy Moss at wideout, every Sunday oppenent defenses cower as #18 takes them to the house. Lamont Jordan, their franchise running back, continues his superb career as the next storied starting running back of the Raiders. Meanwhile, both Aaron Brooks and Andrew Walters have been blessed by god to be be allowed to take snaps under center while dawning the Raiders helmet this year. No doubt their lives are 100000x more worthwhile now that they have done that.
Without even talking about the defense, the superbowl championships, the epic wins, the storied past of the club, and the amazing job Al Davis has done with the Raiders, it is easy to see that Oakland is, and was, always the best team ever in the world. Indeed, even you, reading this right now, have become more enlightened on the world than any religion could ever do for you ever. Raiders 07, Hutty Hutty
Their offense continues to dominate the league. With Randy Moss at wideout, every Sunday oppenent defenses cower as #18 takes them to the house. Lamont Jordan, their franchise running back, continues his superb career as the next storied starting running back of the Raiders. Meanwhile, both Aaron Brooks and Andrew Walters have been blessed by god to be be allowed to take snaps under center while dawning the Raiders helmet this year. No doubt their lives are 100000x more worthwhile now that they have done that.
Without even talking about the defense, the superbowl championships, the epic wins, the storied past of the club, and the amazing job Al Davis has done with the Raiders, it is easy to see that Oakland is, and was, always the best team ever in the world. Indeed, even you, reading this right now, have become more enlightened on the world than any religion could ever do for you ever. Raiders 07, Hutty Hutty
Oakland Raiders Tryout
God: I'm here to try out for QB, coach.
Moses: Same here!
Al Davis: Sorry guys, to be a real Oakland Raider you have to succeed at life. Walters, you're in
Andrew Walters: (Explodes from Euphoria)
Al Davis: Sigh...not another. Alright, I guess Moses can have the job.
God: I'm here to try out for QB, coach.
Moses: Same here!
Al Davis: Sorry guys, to be a real Oakland Raider you have to succeed at life. Walters, you're in
Andrew Walters: (Explodes from Euphoria)
Al Davis: Sigh...not another. Alright, I guess Moses can have the job.
by SmuglyHater January 11, 2007
The Oakland Raiders only true football team in the NFL. Despite having to contend with pansy ass teams such as the San Diego Chargers or Kansas City Chiefs, they continue their COMMITMENT TO EXCELLENCE. With excellent draft picks (Huff, Walters), the Raiders continue to look towards the future and show the league how a team should be managed, coached, and run.
Their offense continues to dominate the league. With Randy Moss at wideout, every Sunday oppenent defenses cower as #18 takes them to the house. Lamont Jordan, their franchise running back, continues his superb career as the next storied starting running back of the Raiders. Meanwhile, both Aaron Brooks and Andrew Walters have been blessed by god to be be allowed to take snaps under center while dawning the Raiders helmet this year. No doubt their lives are 100000x more worthwhile now that they have done that.
Without even talking about the defense, the superbowl championships, the epic wins, the storied past of the club, and the amazing job Al Davis has done with the Raiders, it is easy to see that Oakland is, and was, always the best team ever in the world. Indeed, even you, reading this right now, have become more enlightened on the world than any religion could ever do for you ever. Raiders 07, Hutty Hutty
Their offense continues to dominate the league. With Randy Moss at wideout, every Sunday oppenent defenses cower as #18 takes them to the house. Lamont Jordan, their franchise running back, continues his superb career as the next storied starting running back of the Raiders. Meanwhile, both Aaron Brooks and Andrew Walters have been blessed by god to be be allowed to take snaps under center while dawning the Raiders helmet this year. No doubt their lives are 100000x more worthwhile now that they have done that.
Without even talking about the defense, the superbowl championships, the epic wins, the storied past of the club, and the amazing job Al Davis has done with the Raiders, it is easy to see that Oakland is, and was, always the best team ever in the world. Indeed, even you, reading this right now, have become more enlightened on the world than any religion could ever do for you ever. Raiders 07, Hutty Hutty
Oakland Raiders Tryout
God: I'm here to try out for QB, coach.
Moses: Same here!
Al Davis: Sorry guys, to be a real Oakland Raider you have to succeed at life. Walters, you're in
Andrew Walters: (Explodes from Euphoria)
Al Davis: Sigh...not another. Alright, I guess Moses can have the job.
God: I'm here to try out for QB, coach.
Moses: Same here!
Al Davis: Sorry guys, to be a real Oakland Raider you have to succeed at life. Walters, you're in
Andrew Walters: (Explodes from Euphoria)
Al Davis: Sigh...not another. Alright, I guess Moses can have the job.
by SmuglyHater January 02, 2007
by Rune Raiders August 27, 2008