Rocket raccoon

a badass trash panda

someone: wow whos that badass trash panda?
me: oh thas Rocket raccoon

by tony.STANK October 19, 2020

Salty Raccoon

When a man ejaculates onto a woman's face and paints rings around her eyes with his semen to make her resemble a raccoon, the women is then sent digging through a trashcan to find a hidden box of tissues for her to wipe her face with.

“Dude, I did the salty raccoon with Ashley last night, some of my dude juice got in her eye and she couldn’t even find the tissues afterwards.”

by Wambo December 2, 2020

Hezzy/Raccoon

A Hezzy/Raccoon: when you make eye contact with something and then run it over without stopping, followed by letting it get hit continuously by the traffic behind you.

Rose wants to pull a Hezzy/Raccoon on a Trump supporter.

by anonymous December 18, 2020

Water Raccoon

A slur commonly used to degrade people on the popular video game platform ROBLOX, usually in the game Bedwars, created by Easy.gg

The term "water raccoon" originated in ROBLOX Bedwars, a ripoff of Minecraft Bedwars where it was used as a derogatory term towards people who used bows.

That little blocky copy and paste water raccoon bitch bowspammer, I hope they fall into the void!

by jbsparrow9 June 8, 2021

spliff.raccoon

Someone who likes schlatt and is honestly very deserving of approval

Person one:name one good schlatt fan
Person two:spliff.raccoon

by PowerlessNight September 5, 2021

Kimi Raikonnen

An F1 driver who gives absolutely 0 f*%ks about anything, making him much more interesting than any race FIA conducts.

Kimi Raikonnen knows what he's doing, just leave him alone.

by Krustykrab inc January 18, 2022

Rocket Raccoon

The best not a raccoon in the whole flarking galaxy

Not a raccoon nor a flarking trash panda

ONLY ROCKET NOT Rocket Raccoon

by V1NCERULES July 17, 2022