rabid raccoon

when doing a girl from behind you finger bang her butt. when she turns around rub your poop covered finger in her eyes and as you run out of her place, knock over the garbage cans and scurry away into the night.

my girl was getting lippy about making me a samich, so I decided to end it by giving her a rabid raccoon.

by slepron March 29, 2019

raccoon

The act of punching a girl in both eyes during sex, thereby giving her two black eyes, and then knocking over her trash cans as you leave.

Damn! That girl's got two black eyes... She must have gotten a mean raccoon last night!

by Benjamind February 27, 2008

racoon cock

when a male has too mych sex and is constantly washing the penis. the penis then becomes extremely dry causing dark rings to develop due to dry skin.

When i fucked 12 chicks in 3 days i developed a bad case of racoon cock, guess im going to have to use that vaseline intensive care stuff.

by Thomas p kight February 11, 2008

Racoon

a word used by some as a reference to sex.

(via text message)
girl 1 ". racoon"
girl 2 "lucky bitch.."
girl 1 "yeeaa...X5!"

girl 2 "...."

by Haleigh.wyman April 16, 2011

Raccoon

A pussy or vagina.

BITCH! Bend over and show me that raccoon!

by Bigg Sexy Band March 31, 2009

racoon eyes

1. the result of the make up from the night before.
2. a girl who showers with her make-up on.

I woke up with the girl from the bar and looked into her racoon eyes.

by angikay3 June 22, 2012

Raccoon

slang term for stealing something hense taking a raccoon like action. invented by two beaners in a ranch. past tense may be used as raccooned or cooned for short

Frankie :"hey dude look at that sweet stuff outside the house"
Ivan :"yeah dude lets raccoon that shit"
Frankie :"righteous"

Ivan :"Man I really want that new webo-splash but it's too expensive"

Frankie :"Dude fuck it just raccoon that shit"

by el ivan April 18, 2007