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Twat Roast

A large amount of females gathered in one place, a lot of times around food.
Guy 1: Dude i just went to see The Breakup with my girlfriend.

Guy 2: Wow a romantic comedy. Must have been full of girls.

Guy 1: Yeah, it was a total Twat Roast.
by Biggy_Smalls_ January 25, 2011
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Ghost Roast

To roast someone by omission. Generally without them knowing they've been roasted.
"Did you see that congratulations email Lindsay sent? Yeah she totally Ghost Roasted Bryan and Michael by leaving them off! Sucks to suck."
by RoastyBee June 6, 2018
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Roasted marshmallow

The result of receiving a non-arousing handjob that results in loss of erection and burnt penial skin.
My cock hurts bad, it’s a damn roasted marshmallow.
by AlabamaBaby January 2, 2019
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Salad roasting

Anal sex without lube. Because no lube will make it hot from all the friction and may even lead to burning. That's why it's a salad roasting as compared to salad tossing.
That girl is such a freak. She wanted anal and I didn't have lube but I did it anyway--I gave her a serious salad roasting!
by WooLIII May 8, 2018
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Hot roast

A compliment and insult in one sentence. Usually in a romantic/flirtatious setting.
Mollie- I get it jeez, I'm not sexy!
Amit- Oh, you think you're so interesting that I'd talk to you if you weren't sexy?
Mollie- Hahha, nice hot roast 😉🔥
by boom_roasted May 21, 2020
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Burnt the Roast

When a Caucasian woman is married to a Caucasian partner, and conceives a baby, but when she goes into labor and gives birth to said child, the baby is of darker skinned ethnic origins, thus revealing that the woman has cheated on her husband, and has given birth to another man’s child.
Sally just had a baby, but she burnt the roast, as clearly it did not belong to Dave.
by EYEBR0WSE December 14, 2018
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Ham Roast

Whatever you want it to mean! It can be used in any context, tense, or form.
Dude, we just ham roasted them! We won by 64!

Kid: Mom, I'm so hungry!
Mother: There's some ham roast in the refridgerator.

Guy #1: Bro, what should my nickname be?
Guy #2: I don't know! Mine is Ham Roast!
by MrCJohnson3 March 18, 2010
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