by phantomphil March 2, 2021

Park: What Are you watching?
Ashley: The Return of Superman
Park: it's great to watch this show but i have popcorn, soju, kimchi and demisoda
Ashley: Now let's watch because it's cool
Ashley: The Return of Superman
Park: it's great to watch this show but i have popcorn, soju, kimchi and demisoda
Ashley: Now let's watch because it's cool
by Hyebun1 April 28, 2021

When eating out someone’s pussy/asshole they queef/ fart into your mouth so you burp into their pussy/asshole
Me and this chick were doing 69 and she queefed into my mouth so I burped into her pussy. Return to sender.
by jackaufman October 8, 2019

It's a variation of a blumpkin. Instead of a chick blowing you, she shits on your balls. Then, when you fuck her, your shitty balls slap o n her ass and put it back.
This bitch was riding me on the shitter and she shit on my balls, so later I pounded her missionary and hit her ass with a return to sender.
by deathfordough February 17, 2020

The tendency for any object in a woman's purse (keys, for instance) to take about five minutes for her to locate when she needs them.
Kelly: Hurry up! We're going to be late!
Naomi: (digging in her purse) I just need to find my keys! They're somewhere in my Purse of No Return!
Naomi: (digging in her purse) I just need to find my keys! They're somewhere in my Purse of No Return!
by Midnight Noon July 12, 2012

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<.7.9.7.6.>Blink Artistry Starts In 6.76ms & Ends In 2 Seconds. Do Not COnfuse Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise And Time Lapses. Start Blinking<.7.9.7.6.>
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