No Ragrets

Scotty P's shitty tattoo in the movie We're The Millers.

Scotty P- "This tat here is my credo No Ragrets"

David- " You have no ragrets? Not even a single letter?

Scotty P- "No Way Not Me"

by NoRagrets4Life March 19, 2014

After Fap Regrets

The feeling of regret after one has masturbated to a girl or guy, he/she was either not attracted to, or felt annoyed by, prior to masturbation.

Dude.. the other night i was flirting with Kim.. after Masturbating i had some After Fap Regrets and didn't talk to her anymore.. Made things awkward 1st block.

Also commonly used as After Fap: Dude i found out she was fat after i masturbated.. Major After Fap

by Bro_ca_Cola March 17, 2011

regretfast

When you pack a lunch but eat it well before noon, due to boredom or anxiety, screwing up your eating schedule for the rest of the day.

Can you lend me some cash for the vending machine? I brought a sandwich to work but ate it for regretfast at 10am.

by very_clever_pseudonym October 1, 2021

instantly regrets it

it’s basically in most of dharr mans titles, for short it’s like karma

some random thief: hahahaha I’ll steal your money
random man: noooo please you’ll instantly regret it
thief: *instantly regrets it*

by imFal June 9, 2021

Pet regression

pet regression is a safe state of mind which is freeing and without responsibilities. it is like age regression in that way but the difference is instead of going into a child like mindset it's a more of a pet mindset (dog, cat, etc.) while age regression you act more child like, pet regression you act more pet like.

“Hey did you see that person?”
“Who?”
“The person with a Pet regression”

by avarageavacado April 23, 2021

Regretsit

The uniquely British emotion of feeling extreme unease following hasty, ill advised, possibly intoxicated decision making.

The German chancellor chuckled quietly to herself. Her schadenfreude could not be contained as she contemplated the regretsit experienced by those ungracious, tea swilling, island folk.

by @peSh!t crayzee July 11, 2016

no ragrets

1. A really unintelligent way to spell "no regrets" ya know what I'm sayin'?
( Also an Epic Fail tat)
Made famous ( I think) by Mark L. Young (Scottie P.)

"That's my creedo: no ragrets." -- We're the Millers (2013)

by TIKItorches7 April 14, 2014