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penile reduction

The surprisingly uncommon surgical procedure by which flaps of skin and chunks of flesh are removed from a massive penis, thereby reducing the length and width of the said appendage.
"Diane and I used to have a hell of a time lubing up with KY before making love, but since my penile reduction...well, it's more like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."
by troutsnifferextraordinaire January 18, 2008
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Reductio ad Obamaum

When a conservative or tea-bagger uses these labels or name calling: Marxist, socialist, communist in a discussion, attempting to discredit or one-up the dialog.

(Note: The mannerism stems from the culture of parroting conservative entertainers: Beck, Hannity, Limbaugh, etc.)
John, "What have conservatives done to create, allow, or support affordable health care for ALL Americans?"

Bubba, "We don't need your socialist marxism!"

John, "Why do you think civil society is socialist?"

Bubba, "Big government = communism"

The mannerism is part of the hatred for Obama, hence the term: "Reductio ad Obamaum"
by Bob_yer_uncle June 20, 2011
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Reaction Time

The amount of time it takes your brain to signal your body to do something
That ninja has fast reaction time they couldn't land a single punch

that guy just clutched the game because of his quick reaction time
by WolfL January 25, 2012
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Class Reductionism

Class reductionism is the epithet cast by cafe liberals on actual revolutionaries who understand that class struggle must be the foremost revolutionary struggle. Typically used by Twitterati and (insert identity politics faction here) Studies majors.
Pat reconsidered their accusations of class reductionism when the armed cis males freed them from their life of drudgery in some cubicle farm serving capital.
by Urban Misanthropologist March 2, 2021
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Reactionary

Someone who formed his opinion based on a recent event while disregarding the past knowledge or information.
X : My team just lost the game, they should fire the coach.
Y: Don't be reactionary.
by Madmada December 21, 2019
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Relation Constipation

It's when your stuck in a really painful relationshit that just wont pass. The only cure is to let it go... or kill the bitch.
Mike: "I've had relation constipation ever since Cindy found out I fucked her sister. Do you think she's gonna dump me once she finds out I have herpes?"

Joe: "No man, you just have a case of the Mondays."
by Organized Chaos August 14, 2009
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