Sauce Raccoon

A noun which is characterized by an obsession of eating a variety of different sauces. Despite the fact that a certain collection of sauces may not belong to the said "Sauce Raccoon", they will insist that they deserve to have all of the remaining sauce.

Sauce Raccoons also enjoy eating sauce completely on it's own, without anything else, and are capable of eating several litres a day of the most disgusting sauce imaginable.
i) "hey jew, is that some thai sauce on the side of your plate?"
"yeah it tastes great with these chicken nuggets"
"dont worry I'll take care of it for you"
"fuck off you Sauce Raccoon"

ii) "hey guys guess what!"
"what?"
"I just got three litres of hoisin sauce and two bottles full of cok sauce from that chinese market, Im going to eat it straight"
"typical"

Sauce Raccoon
by ThatWAnnaBeRUssian March 11, 2011
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raccoon mouth licker

An individual who is so crazy that they would lick a raccoon's mouth. Popular term used amongst individuals whom reside in bumblefuck.
Christyn: Hey, did you hear that Chris slept with my ex-boss?

Ellie: Boy howdy, that cougar slayer sure is a raccoon mouth licker!!
by Non-raccoon mouth licker March 25, 2008
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Sweet Action Raccoon

A step up from "the cat's pajamas," Sweet action raccoon was coined by two college men who obviously had brains as big as the universe. They wanted their own way of saying "cool." Only the meaning stresses extremely cool. synonyms "off the chain dawg" "bees knees" "cat's pajamas".
Man 1. "Not only did the Cubs win but I got a hot chicks number."

Man 2. That is some sweet action raccoon!
by badnewscubs July 04, 2012
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raccoon rapist

Natalie Pham is a raccoon rapist.
by Mrs.Felton August 29, 2009
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Racket raccoon RR

Projecting internalized negative racial attitudes onto others in your own race.

Racial self hatred as construct internalized racism.
Racket Raccoon RR in all racial/ethnicities usually prominent in suburban neighbourhoods.
by tnathan_lokius August 26, 2020
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Raccoon-Eyed Bitch

Girls on the Internet that take crappy black-and-white pictures with their cell phones of themselves with emo straight hair and caked-on black eyeliner and talk like this:"omggg i luv yuuu r myy bestyy :) <3"
Iona:I hate Sienna, she's such a raccoon-eyed bitch.
Jostice:She is?
Iona: Yeh, check out her smiley-face-and-heart-covered Facebook.
by yolliebear☼ January 18, 2011
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Rockin Raccoons

a person who is the enemy of an awesome possum. Someone that gives you rabies just by looking at them. Someone who is not the best friend of the coolest person ever cause I am their favorite. I hate rockin raccoons.
by DEAL THE SEAL- twinkie June 12, 2010
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