dick puffer

1. a person who puffs on the cock. a person with problems smokin the cock hardcore style.

2. your mother
3. you

1. hey nick j. wat are you doing? sorry man i gotta puff dick.

2. stop puffing my dick nick j.

by little shit talker October 5, 2004

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Anti-puffed

The act of assonating one or more members of the Power Puff Girls, and/or the destruction of their merchandise.

William: Hey Tom, where'd my kalashnikov go? :)

Tom: Sugar, spice, and everything nice...and their Christmas special DVD's, were just anti-puffed!

by PustulioSquig November 28, 2010

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puffer dick

A man that when he gets erections, his cock grows outwards instead of longwards.

Scotty: O jesus last night when I was watching "Backdoor Sluts 9" i got a puffer dick.

Skeeter: HOLY SHIT!!!!

by Harry Dyck July 15, 2007

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A state of engorgement of the penis between completely flaccid and fully erect. Often observed just after sex, during moderate sexual stimulation or just after waking up (as opposed to a full-on morning missile).

Shit, Billy-Bob, I got me a serious puffer lookin' at Daisy Duke's ass. I'm about one minute away from a complete woody.

C'mon, honey, just gimme a couple licks on this puffer and I'll fuck you back into the stone age before breakfast!

by 6079 Smith W March 21, 2005

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