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Tinder Psychosis

When you've spent way to much time swiping on Tinder.
"Dam dude Ive been on Tinder way too much, I think Im in Tinder Psychosis"
by Joebama Biden August 21, 2023
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Horny Psychosis

Being so horny and hypersexual that one becomes delusionally perverse and "erotomanic" (sometimes "dangerously") that when they sexually harass someone that the person the harass likes and/or wants it. Someone who is Psychotically Horny wil also masturbate to things they nornally wouldn't and would possibly find degenerate when they are lucid. Horny Psychosis can typically be allieviated by orgasm where one becomes more lucid of one's mistake, but does not automatically mean they are more sane.

There are no precise numbers to who is more affected, but since hypersexuallity is more common among biological men they are probably more affected than women biological (im not being sexist look it up). Men who are more likely to be more affected are basement dwelling degenerates and neckbeards, people with certain types of mental illnessess (such as a someone with an impulse control disorder, bipolar patients in a manic state, and someone with a (psycho)sexual disorder and more ) and repeat sexual offenders. For women it's more common among neurotic and emotinally unstable and/or sociopathic women and women with the same types of mental disorders as described above for men and also repeat sexual offenders.
1. Girl 1: That creepy guy kept stalking me, i
hate it.

Girl 2: Eww yeah, he's such a creep, he must have: Horny Psychosis.

2. Guy 1: That crazy bitch that i fucked is stil trying to get me to get together with her and wanting me to fuck her but when i say no she fucking screams at me and calling me shit.

2. Guy 2: Yeah that sucks man, she must have: Horny Psychosis.
by Dr Sex M.D. Fucking Psychiatry November 1, 2023
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Marijuana Psychosis

You know (as a matter of absolute certainty) that a man would NEVER get that ruling. EVER. He could get arrested to jay walking and, in court, the defense could USE THAT EXACT DEFENSE... And THE MAN (Taylor) would be punished... HARDER. They would sentence him to 15 years for jay walking. They'd laugh at him for suggesting that he had "Marijuana Pshycosis." But MAYBE I'm wrong. Maybe I'm wrong. So, just in case... Let's ask the expert on what would happen if women were men: TAYLOR SWIFT!
Hym "Hey, Taylor... So... What would happen to the Marijuana Psychosis girl if she was a man? Because she got ZERO prison time and some community service... So, if A MAN... Smoked some weed... And then stabbed he girlfriend 108 times... I mean, men have it easier and are rewarded for less, right? They probably would have given the guy a million dollars, right? A million dollars and a new girlfriend to stab! That's what would have happened if SHE was a man... And her dick would be bigger than mine... Am I close? Is that in the ballpark of what you think you happen? See, I always defer to the experts so I'll let Taylor Swift explain this one. What do you think, Taylor? Why aren't women culpable for their actions in the same way that men are? It's almost like their level of agency is considered to be diminished in such a way that when they commit horrific crimes they can't or shouldn't be held accountable in the same way that a man would... Weird... I wonder why that is... But whatever. I guess you can just get high and got rape a bunch of women and call it Marijuana Pshycosis now. I'll make sure I smoke wome weed before I murder any children and then it'll just be the 'Marijuana Psychosis' taking over."
by Hym Iam February 10, 2024
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Spiritual Psychosis

Spiritual psychosis is not an official medical term, however for deeper reference, it was studied by Carl Gustav Jung.

Spiritual psychosis can be a result of

(1) not pursuing psychic abilities and then learning to control and maintain them (Jung, chapters on hysteria Psychiatric Studies)

(2) being cursed by a sophisticated magician, alchemist, witch doctor, oracle of Satan’s reign etc… and then experiencing psychosis as defined by the Diagnostic Statistical Manual published by the American Psychiatric Association

(3) Experiencing a situation similar to that of Needy from ‘Jennifer’s Body’ or Rosemary from ‘Rosemary’s Baby’ mental and emotional bewitchment causing severe traumatic internal and external responses
Guy 1: That movie was all about spiritual psychosis.

Guy 2: Do you really believe in that stuff?

Guy 3: I surely do my girlfriend’s been assuming that I’m cheating on her. She had this crazy talk saying she saw a doppelgänger couple of us fighting in the presence of another girl.

Guy 1: Your girlfriend is a nut job.

Guy 2: Does she take any medication for that?

Guy 3: Stop being a—holes. I’m Catholic. I believe her.

Guy 2: I look forward to the wedding.

Guy 1: You’re both the nutty bunch.
by Mystic Illumination 21 May 3, 2024
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flamboyantly psychotic

The act of one’s self being over dramatic and colourful during an altered state, in a specific time frame, that is not regular to the individuals conscience state.
While running around the party in nothing but fish net stockings and a pink wig Mark was being flamboyantly psychotic.
by Dr. P. Enylus July 6, 2024
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Internet Psychosis

A severe dissociative condition fueled by the total absorption into the online realm, leading to the atrophy of offline social cues, the blurring of digital and physical personas, and the adoption of hypertrophic online conspiracy theories or subcultural beliefs as literal truth. It is marked by the conviction that the "real" world is the digital one—that forums, game worlds, or social media platforms are the primary plane of existence, and physical reality is either irrelevant or a deceptive interface. This can manifest as neglecting basic biological needs, believing one has a "true" self only online, or acting out online conflicts with physical violence.
Example: A person lives 18 hours a day in a niche online forum, adopting its obscure slang and extremist worldview. They start believing their physical body is a "meat prison," that their forum friends are their only real family, and that offline society is a conspiracy run by their online enemies. They may stop eating regularly, lose their job, and eventually attempt violence against someone they've only known as an avatar, believing it's a justified act in a war that only exists on their Discord server. Their psychosis is the internet swallowing the self whole. Internet Psychosis.
by Dumu The Void January 27, 2026
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Secular Psychosis

A rare, extreme break from reality precipitated by the total collapse of a religious worldview without an alternative structure to contain existential anxiety. It can manifest as a nihilistic delusion that nothing is real, a solipsistic conviction that the individual is the only conscious being in a dead universe, or a desperate, personal mythology constructed from scientific or political concepts elevated to delirious, salvific proportions (e.g., believing one must literally "merge with the Singularity" to escape the horror of mortality). It is the mind's catastrophic failure to cope with the sheer scale and indifference of a genuinely godless cosmos.
Example: After a lifelong crisis of faith, a person becomes convinced that consciousness is a curse and that the material universe is a "cancer of nothingness." They believe they have a mission to "un-think" reality into oblivion, and stop speaking because they think language perpetuates the illusion. This is secular psychosis: the metaphysical terror of a purely physical, purposeless universe, unmet by any cultural or psychological container, causing a complete psychotic decompensation where the mind fabricates a terrifying, personal cosmology to explain the abyss it perceives.
by Dumu The Void January 27, 2026
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