Poseidon Powder

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Mmmm I could use some Poseidon Powder at the party

by Mmewlisa January 22, 2019

loosey poosey

1. a vagina that is too large or too loose to be physically penetrated

2. usually loosened by excessive fisting rather than actual sexual activity

Person A: How was that loosey poosey Kait last night?
Person B: It was like fucking the Holland Tunnel. I thought she was pussy farting the entire time.

by SexEdTeacher July 7, 2009

poser

Virtually every kid in my school. They're almost all middle class, suburban white kids, who wear there pants to their ankles, and say they're "gangsta". 1, maybe 2 kids have any ties to gang activity. You ain't a gangsta, so pull your pants up!

poser gangsta: Wassup White boy?

Me:You're just as caucasian as me

him: ...

by A regular kid November 29, 2006

poser

A word popularized by the teenagers of this generation. It is used to describe someone who is "biting off" another person, and one who tries to fit in with a group. Honestly, no one even gives a shit about who are "posers" and who aren't. In today's logic, any newcomer is a poser, or anyone who decides to wear something else or listen to something else is a poser. The word is used to bash those who try new things regardless of reason for doing so, and it's one of the most overused words by teenagers. It is mostly used by people who have no self-esteem and resort to talking down to other people or friends to satisfy themselves. Seriously people, fuck off already.

Guy #1: Dude, stop wearing LRG, you're such a fucking poser!
Guy #2: Whateva, I do what I want!

by Anonymous Dude February 25, 2008

Ice Poseidon

Paul Denino, otherwise known as Ice Poseidon, is a some-what relevant livestreamer who used to stream on Twitch.TV until he got Swatted on a plane at the Sky Harbor airport in Phoenix, Arizona, which soon resulted in Denino getting permanently banned from the site for "giving out his location" on-stream. Because of this, Denino now streams on YouTube and has his own website, browser extension and app. He is also well known for having strange tourrette's syndrome-like tics which he denies the existence of when asked.

Though Ice Poseidon is not racist himself, the fanbase he has loves to race-bait. This is why he's commonly associated with the TriHard emote.

Cx in the chat.

by OfficiallyGoodenough August 24, 2017

posers

1.People who pretend to be something they're not because they think it makes them realy cool when in actual fact it makes them look like desperate wannabe's who can't get friends any other way (which is what they are).

2.Also when people pretend to like, for instance, a band when actauly they just think the lead singer is 'hot' as opposed to actualy liking the music.

Poser: OMG i sooooooooooo love mcr! They are like my favourite band.
Non-poser: Realy? same, i realy like their music. My favourite song is probably 'You know what they do to guys like u in prison'. Whats yours?
Poser: ummm...uh...i dunno but Gerard Way is waaaaay hot!

(btw im not saying mcr are not hot im just saying that thats the ONLY reason the posers will like the band, because they think they're hot.)

by I-hate-posers July 22, 2008

Poser

Poser; One who conforms to other people's ideas, has no original ideas, and tries to be someone they're not. They typically ditch their original group of friends to try and hang out with people that are "cool" in hopes of becoming popular. They will also go out and buy a mass order of "cool" clothes from Hot Topic or something.

Signs of a Poser - 1. The poser will start hanging out with people you would never expect. 2. They will change their style of clothes. e.g. They will wear tennis shorts but will soon be wearing skinny jeans and tight jackets. 3. Potential poser name: First name: Vance; Last name: La

Person 1: "Hey, you know Vance?"

Person 2: "Vance La?"

Person 1: "Yeah, him."

Person 2: "Yeah. He's such a poser. No one likes him."

by thatwatuget4beingafaggotVance April 17, 2010