professor

Professors are self-proclaimed intellectuals who are failures in the professional world.

While the supposed job description of a professor entails teaching, in actuality most professors know absolutely nothing about teaching. However, many professors will not hesitate to take a student's tuition money, not teach him anything, and then test him on what he was never taught.

The other main activity of a professor is embezzling money (that could have been spent on useful things) for their own "research". Usually, this "research" involves topics that nobody outside of academia will ever care about or find a practical application for.

Take solace in the fact that your professors earn a miserable salary in proportion to the level of education they have attained.

Professor Jones appropriated $100,000 to research if the poor performance of his class was due to his own incompetence. The results were inconclusive.

by Mr. Leung January 5, 2009

Professionality

The art of maintaining a professional appearance and attitude while projecting a tremendous amount of personality.

Jason has the professionality to meet with clients and still be the life of the office.

by Jason Malone January 20, 2009

fuck up a one car funeral procession

this is for the complete lamo that most likely doesn't have 2 brain cells to bounce together. If you think about a funeral procession, and how it takes a little bit of effort to keep it organized...now pare it down to one car, yes, just one car - the idiot him/herself.

That moron could fuck up a one car funeral procession.

by grataballi October 23, 2005

Blast processing

Dumbing down technology so that nintendont fanboys todays apple fanboys equivalent can understand technology for example Sega Genesis processor was over 2x as powerful as SNES doesn't have same ring as blast processing. Just like Android has features apple can't even begin to understand to copy for a few years

You dog the Lexus is better than that amg mercedez... That amg is a gimmick...like blast processing on the Sega Genesis

by Mickeymantle25 July 31, 2016

Professor Dickweed

A retarded ass hole that thinks he knows everything about everything.

John: God damn it, I can't deal with Sam in history, he's such a professor dickweed.

Allen: I know, what a douche.

by Petard the Retard October 12, 2009

professional meat handler

A gal who sleeps around and handles lots of man sausage.

Dude! Maggies such a professional meat handler I bet fucking her is like throwing a hot dog down a hall way.

Dude! That bitch is such a professional meat handler I bet she's got the gag reflex of a blow up doll.

Dude! Dude she's such a professional meat handler I bet she's handled more sausage than Jimmy Dean!

by Attica1979 October 7, 2007

primes and faces

A popular drinking game founded at University College Dublin, Dublin's Roebuck Hall. The game involves a deck of fifty-two cards with no jokers and a maximum of three players (two must be of the female anatomy). Most skilled players commence the game with a blood alcohol content (BAC) of at least .15. Cards are spread over a wooden table, face down, in a mild circular fashion. In a clockwise manner contestants draw from the pile, flipping their card in the process. If the card is either a face card (Jack, Queen, King or Ace) or any prime number (2,3,5,7)* the contestant must take a drink that lasts at minimum one second (of legitimate drinking) of a drink of their choice which must contain an alcohol content of 4.3% by volume or higher. The game continues until all cards have been drawn.

*There are more prime numbers in the number line, but the ones mentioned are the only ones in an official American deck of cards.

I got so wasted last night after playing primes and faces that I hooked up with Brian Corrigan.

by Juicy Meat February 18, 2008