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monkey print

Incomprehensible, ambiguous, or confusing edits left by idiot mid-level managers on reports done by real experts. Usually just for the sake of leaving some sort of input; very much akin to prints left by a primate.
Damn! That idiot manager in procurement left monkey prints all over my report and now I cannot understand it!
by Bulwinkle Jr. August 7, 2008
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printer

Someone who counterfeits money.
Me: I don't need no job.

Other person: Why not?

Me: Cause I'm a muh-fuckin printer. I print my own goddamn money.

Other person: Go ahead, hustler, make that money.
by Da printer October 25, 2009
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print something out

a slang term used at MPMS to get out of homeroom.
Hey Mr. Devine, i just have to print something out real quick
by the pdawg November 3, 2005
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Pristontale

1. Anther Korean to english translated game.
2. Anther free online massively multiplayer game on the internet.

If something is Pristontale-ish then it more then likely includes:

a) The killing of small woodland creatures
b) Little anime kids with decrotive armor
c) Free up to a certian level, I.e. once your character reaches level 40.
1. I was up playing Priston tale all night and decided its worth membership.

2. After playing Runescape and not being able to move the cammera at all i started to play Priston tale and actually had FUN.
by Bettermann February 27, 2005
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printer

Piece of computer hardware used as an output device. It prints what the computer sends to it, usually over a printer cable or USB cable.
Wow, that printer prints fast!
by Apul January 29, 2003
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Printer Whore

Where one person proceeds to go to the printer constantly touching it, rubbing it eventually getting themselves off to the vibrations as it prints and fulfilling their sexual desires.
Chris: What the hell!! Did you see Anne at the printer there. She was touching it up and getting all rowdy with it.

John: Yeah, she is a total printer whore!!

Chris: She must be, she had her knickers off as it was printing!!!
by The Venga!!! April 15, 2010
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prictogram

A row of white pictogram figures applied as a window decal or sticker to the rear of a vehicle that represents the driver's family unit
I saw a minivan with a prictogram sticker in the rear window where the whole family was various sized cats
by BobZuruncle May 29, 2014
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