Pre-smasher

person or persons who drink up before going to a party with little or no alcohol to maximize party effectiveness.

the invite says 'No alcohol'. Oh well, let's just be pre-smashers.

by lionkidftw October 29, 2010

Pre-boner

When you get a boner just thinking about a situation or event that is going to happen in the near future.

Brian: Bro did you see Jenny’s slutty outfit?
Tyler: Nah, but I’m getting a pre-boner thinking about seeing it

by YoungLordDaggerDick November 26, 2019

pre body

When a girl has the body shape of someone who did not completely form in the womb. Premature.

I know you hate me, but I love you and your pre body.

by Slippert August 12, 2017

Pre booze

Drinking at a dive bar or at home before hitting the pubs to save money.

Hey dude, Let's pre booze and go?

by Roytheboy March 30, 2018

Pre-Bearding

To prepare the face/existing facial hair for future beardage

"Dude, are you doing no-shave November?" "Yeah man, but I've got to do some pre-bearding on this goatee first."

"Are you trying to grow a beard?" "Why yes I am, but first I have to pre-beard this part because it takes forever to get long."

by thebeardmeister September 24, 2011

Pre-Zoning

A way of saying 'watching porn' in front of your parents

Mum:What are you doing tonight?
Son: Pre-Zoning!
Mum: oh... thats nice...(WTF is that?)

by I cant think of a name to have October 20, 2011

pre-grought

The past-past-tense of greet.

Moriel never needs to greet people, because Ben makes sure that everyone is pre-grought by him on her behalf.

by Bendow + Moriel February 11, 2009