michael porter

The single definition of a walking bucket

Did you see michael Porter wave the student section goodbye?

by Dirty oger March 12, 2022

porter

Porter. What a word to describe. Well, porters can be all types of people. The ones that I know of- 2 people- are both very athletic and are often so talented that they are put in teams with older people. They are always up to share their talents and are smart and good at art. They aren't the nicest people when you first meet them, but when they learn who you are and what you stand for, they always accept you. Once they start loving you, they never stop. Even when they are put through tough times, they put on a brave face. you can never tell when they are under stress or upset. Porters are some of the best people out there. And I'm lucky to know them. I will never forget the first time I met Porter.

A Porter is someone who never gives up on you, even when you have.

by Flanny Blanker-Koen March 19, 2020

The Porter

When you jizz all over a girls face and extract her period blood and pour it all over her, before you release your steaming diarrhoea all over her. Then you get your dad to lick it off naked.

Oh man I gave my girl the porter last night, it was rad.

by youreds February 10, 2025

gina porter

Beautiful woman who's an amazing dancer and dates Nini Salazar-Roberts.

Omg look Gina Porter is so hot!

by Jdkudvekeoswo September 26, 2021

Jade porter

Super cool broski that probably lives in like Oklahoma

Hi jade porter

by NOBODY12345678910111213141516 May 2, 2021

Porter

A professional scammer ... will act like a gentlemen but will feast ur belongings/financials

Fuck me I got Porter’d by another Nigerian Prince Email
That guy just taken my last chip ... Porter Bastard
I love him so much ... he’s porter’d my heart

by BLUEYEDB October 30, 2020

Porter

Choad boy Lil chod

did u hear about porter?
is that lil choad?

by Big pickle1234 October 9, 2022