Poptart

When someone is retarded or very dumb

Hey Jackson a poptart. He got a zero on the test.

by High_poptart May 20, 2024

Unicorn poptart ninja

Leslie

Have you seen Leslie!! She’s a unicorn poptart ninja!

by 5.OHBRUH August 1, 2018

Poptart

The act of masterbation into a bag.

I had to make time for a poptart before work

by HACKER1012 April 15, 2021

Poptarting

when you have nowhere else to nut

sorry Seth I didn't wanna nut on the couch last night so I poptarted "poptarting"

by kkkpattycake September 27, 2020

Poptart

When a guy ejaculates on a woman, coating her in a “glaze” just like a poptart.

Chad: “when Jenna came over last night bro, I made her a ‘poptart’”

Alex: “I’ve made tons of girls a ‘poptart’ dude, you’re not even close to my number.”

by _hunny_ December 13, 2018

Poptart

An insult used to describe an oral sex hoe.

She's a fucking poptart, all the men eat her for breakfast.

by ASoundMakingReject January 12, 2020

poptart

double meaning:
1. the first being the greatest breakfast food ever.
2. the second being a rather sexual term used by the younger people of the middle US, meaing to blow your load on a girls face (preferably your girlfriend)

1. "dude i got them munchies that we all love!"- guy one

"ikr?! lets eat some muda fuckin poptarts"- guy 2
2. "man the other day i poptarted all over my girlfriends face."- guy one

"nice dog, i'd love to pop her tart"- guy 2

by strangewalrus November 22, 2011