[Poose] Brake

To intentionally interfere with one's pursuit of poose.

Doug (pulling a belligerent Cale aside): Cale, you're looking pretty shitfaced and that chick you're about to hook up with has a hook for a hand. I'm gonna have to pull the poose brake here, man.

by FluidXchange October 6, 2008

poose

to flirt/pull someone of the opposite sex

"mate you should have seen the girl i poosed last night"
"im defo going to get my poose on tonight"
"who are you poosing at the moment"

by Dr Poose June 5, 2009

poosans

some nice sexy ass pussey

Peterskis: Yo lets go hit up some poosans tonight nigga!

Peeltris: Buddy let's whoo it first, and than hit that mint poosans up.

by peeltrees December 31, 2009

poosami

n. When you release vowel movements very rapidly for long periods of time.

Man, did you hear about Panda Jon? He woke up in the hospital because he took a huge poosami last night. I heard it was the Taco Bell that got to him.

by da dick man 69 July 5, 2010

poosnatcher

A person who picks up feces, usually that of ones own animal.

Dude, Cindy is a poosnatcher! She picked up like five pounds of feces today from her yard that Fido left for her.

by Kerfnky May 25, 2010

poojean

-a person who poos in their pants.

g: UH! that guy smells like shit!
e: eh, he must be a poojean.

by blabber599 July 14, 2010

Pooead

MEANING POO HEAD, ABBREVIATED.

You made me spill my drink, you pooead

by Jliaaa November 14, 2011