When your friends at uni never come out with you anywhere or do anything because they always complain or give excuses that they never have any money because they are students.
Is Fred coming to the strippers?
I hope so, he's invited. I just hope he doesn't go all uni-poor on me.
I hope so, he's invited. I just hope he doesn't go all uni-poor on me.
by G Banger January 16, 2009

Poor Mouth is the movement of rich people pretending to be poor for fun. This includes buying from thrift shops, buying clothes made to look dirty and ripped, or making "homeless inspired" accessories. The only issue is, once they're bored they can simply go back to being rich.
The punk version of Poor Mouth is known as Corporate Punk.
The punk version of Poor Mouth is known as Corporate Punk.
Mary: I saw the CEO of our company wearing a cardboard sign around his neck? Why is he pretending to be poor?
Jack: Oh he's just doing Poor Mouth now, he thinks his cardboard sign necklace is trendy
Mary: Did he really have to stop bathing?
Jack: Oh he's just doing Poor Mouth now, he thinks his cardboard sign necklace is trendy
Mary: Did he really have to stop bathing?
by Jack Mustard May 12, 2021

A person who dresses in very expensive clothes but still manages to look like a skint hipster or your average basement dweller.
An upmarket version of what poor people look like.
An upmarket version of what poor people look like.
- I can't believe Allen actually paid 400 bucks for that ripped torn hoodie.
- Yeah, he's so Prada poor.
- Yeah, he's so Prada poor.
by Suntoryboss June 19, 2013

a poor lad is defined as a person of the male gender mostly beginning with R. Mostly: Roman, Richard or Roan.
by Alex22_5 May 7, 2022

a full moon. Reference to Remus Lupin in the Harry Potter series who is a werewolf. When the moon is full, he transforms, which is said to be painful, so when you see a full moon, you say "poor lupin". can also be used at a noun i.e. instead of saying "there's a full moon tonight," you'd say, "there's a poor lupin tonight". Sort of the opposite of a Lucky Lupin (crescent moon)
bob: Wow! look at the full moon, it's bright!
joe: yeah, but poor Lupin
or
bob: I really hope there's a poor Lupin tomorrow for the camping trip!
joe: yeah, but poor Lupin
or
bob: I really hope there's a poor Lupin tomorrow for the camping trip!
by potter>twilight July 16, 2010

A person who lies to collects welfare, free food, and free medical insurance while they actually are making more money then you. Poser poor are the people who go to food pantries so they can afford to get a new pool, jewelry, and expensive dinners.
by Booooomerrr! October 1, 2019

jerry: my girlfriend def wont be cum poor after tonight!
charlie: yo why the hell is your name jerry thats a dumb fucking name
charlie: yo why the hell is your name jerry thats a dumb fucking name
by cupofdirtfordinner November 22, 2020
