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Chilling Poolside

Chilling Poolside is essentially the opposite of what it sounds. It is a term used to lure people to join you on the session without deterring them by telling them where you really are - often in a dingy room with a group of mentally disfigured guys on drugs. However dire the situation might seem, good music is often played when one is "Chilling Poolside."
Guy 1 - "Hey man where are you at, haven't seen you since you left the club earlier"
Guy 2 - "Yo, just Chilling Poolside with some cocktails and fly hunnies. Come round."
Guy 1 -"Really? Pretty sure I overheard you guys arguing about whether to get a 3 litre bottle of cider or special brew to take back to your flat. But now I know you're Chilling Poolside I'll be right there."
by MainVainer May 5, 2014
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insta-pooping

The action of strolling through instagram while pooping.
I caught my husband insta-pooping.
by Mama_Jess November 27, 2016
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Skeet Pooping

When you shit in the shape of an O and shoot a poop directly through the hole
James: " Yo bro, heard u were in Montana for break. U do any skeet shooting?"

Dan: "Nah man but I did go skeet pooping."

James: "????"

Dan: " Yea man I hit 2 skeet poops in one shit after ripping a couple clementines"
by TheRealSkeetPooper January 4, 2021
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youtube pooping

The fine art of watching youtube videos whilst partaking in a massive bowel evacuation.

(Watching YouTube while taking a big shit)

Affectionately named after a memetic form of video popular among Millennials and early Generation Z-ers.
Brian: “I was youtube pooping for about an hour last night.”

Jimmy: “So was I.”
by TheSleeperThatHaunts August 7, 2021
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Connocting Poopie

1) When you try to connect with someone, but you mess it up

2) Pooping butt to butt so your poops connect
1) How was your date last night?

It started off great but we miscommunicated and ended up connocting poopie

2) We took our relationship to the next level last night by connocting poopie. We broke the toilet, though.
by Dr. Poopsnips PhD December 17, 2021
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Präter du Poopi

A Way of asking if someone talks shit

The language originated from Sweden but it was danish people that used the sentence first
Wtf man, Präter du Poopi?
by The man himself123 January 3, 2021
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poopie head

A person who's head has become swollen with poop.
by Ukilledmyhope October 12, 2003
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