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Plumber

A derogatory term describing a white basketball player. Presumes that the white basketball player is unathletic and inferior in skill and basketball awareness.
Jordan is not the goat because he played against a bunch of plumbers in the 80s.
by LuckyAFbox January 2, 2022
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plumbering

Plumbering is the act of fingering one's ass hole. Similar to fingering, but the other side. Often associated with those who have a shit kink.
"Jimmy was plumbering me so hard last night I shit" "George loves getting plumbered, he has a shit kink".
by Warm Toast December 30, 2023
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Spin Plumber

Like a spin doctor, but completely without a soul. A spin plumber will dig up shit to defend a politician that a spin doctor with a modicum of human decency will not touch with a ten-foot pole.
Kellyanne Conway showed she was the ultimate Spin Plumber when she defended Trump's pussy-grabbing.
by polowordsmith January 16, 2017
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The Angry Plumber

The act of violently fucking a copper pipe similarly to a blowjob.
Person 1: "I tried the angry plumber last night."

Person 2: "I heard it's like a blowjob without the hummer."
by DixenormousThePlumber October 27, 2025
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red plumber

Broken heart- I mean toilet get the red plumber
by Leonardo da PLUMBER June 15, 2023
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Speak to the plumber

Another way of saying you are masturbating. Although it is mostly used by males it can sometimes be jokingly used by females as well.
"Sorry for taking this long, I ended up speaking to the plumber for 20 minutes"
"Hope you had fun, I don't think I can speak to the plumber for that long"
by ArtyCactus March 24, 2022
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Urban Plumber

The act of taking a nut connected to a bolt, putting it in your butt hole and then taking a wrench and twisting the nut around while the bolt is deep inside. This can be done on oneself, or two people can partake in the activity with one twisting the nut and the other enjoying it.
Me and my girlfriend tried the Urban Plumber for the first time last night, it was going great until she said it was my turn. So I pulled the bolt out of my ass and she put it in hers.
by PullUpSkr July 18, 2016
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