by Bitch.Com November 8, 2014
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Ever since Dave won the lottery, he's become a platinum champion! He helped pay for my daughter's medical bills and we've never even met before yesterday!
by garbagemountain January 15, 2016
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When you succesfully assume to do a golden drop, and confidently skip wiping after the bowel movement.
by CrimsonBehelit November 13, 2017
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Yo I don’t wanna have sex or a romantic marriage but I want the benefits. Let’s get bound by the acts of holy platonomony.
by im_a_d!ck March 21, 2018
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by Drew’s McPeeonme May 20, 2018
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Get the platinum tweet mug.3 levels that students can be in my school: Platinum, Gold, Blue, and in that order from not that smart to smart. Platinums, as i like to call them, are dumb idiots who are sassy and are going to get nowhere in life.
by JackTheLantern November 8, 2019
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