Pistol Whip

Getting smacked in the back of the head hard enough by a dick to be nearly given a concussion

I’m pretty sure Morgan got pistol whipped last night. Did you see the bruise on the back of her head?

by The Real McAboy February 21, 2020

hand pistol

calling hand pistol gives the caller first choice in selecting which back seat in a car the caller rides in. see shotgun

bob: shotgun.
steve: i called it first.
bob: then i got hand pistol.
jon: i already called it.
bob: then im screwed.

by daveyand April 19, 2008

Gum Gum Pistol

When you get made fun off by a girl for having a little dick so you shout "GOMU GOMU NO, PISTOL!" as your dick grows massively

Day wasn't impressed with my dick so i had to show her my GUM GUM PISTOL

by CallMeKi1o1 December 21, 2020

pitoris

(n.) a penis so abnormally small it resembles an exposed clitoris with a retracted hood

A six-hour emergency surgical intervention left little Jimmy with only a pitoris after an unfortunate July 4 accident in which an errant firework exploded in the youngster's lap.

by Vgnfc July 24, 2006

pistolvannia

Refering to the state of pennsylvania, everybody from pennsylvania is hard and badass therefore if you are from there you are a gangster

Yo dawg I come from PISTOLVANNIA!

by Jimbo Price May 28, 2008

pistola

a. any type of verbal abuse
b. a creative insult
c. a way of words to make your point
d. mini crack pipe

I was ready to bitch that slut out with my fair share of pistolas

The Founding Fathers were masters of the art of the pistola

Damn nigga' that new pistola is the shiiit

by MeltdownX February 12, 2004

pistol

kinda like shotgun, but used when no one wants to sit next to the driver. whoever calls pistol gets to sit in the back seat

1) after my dad bailed me and jake from jail, i called pistol so i didn't directly get bitched at

2) matt and i called pistol after getting a look at the taxi driver, sucks for jenny

by broski365 July 26, 2009