PITA

1. (noun) An acronym for the phrase "PISS IN THE ASS"
2. (noun) The act of one pissing in another individual's asshole.

Jon: "Dude, I finally did PITA with her last night. It kinda grossed her out though..."
Jim: "You actually PISSED in that girl's ASS? You're one sick motherfucker."

by Jimmyism September 16, 2009

PITA

stands for pain in the ass. invented by Anitra

I know this guy named Ed, he's such a pita!

by Anitra January 20, 2007

pathalog

A person who cant tell the truth even if their life depended on it.

Thanks to my pathalog lawyer i just got off in my drug charge case scott free.

by Thomas kight January 23, 2008

pishaloni

a young girls vagina (childish talk)

Did you wipe your pishaloni?

by Jane Bradshaw June 11, 2008

pita

Pita stands for the 1st person of the Holy Spirit incarnate. The Holy Spirit remember is the 3rd person of the Holy Trinity Godhead. Pita describes the lead Disciple/Apostle of Jesus Christ typically referred to as Simon "Peter" Bar-Jonah (Hebrew: "Pita", Greek: "Peeta"). Another Pita is the close follower of Jesus (and the "Apostle to the Apostles") named Mary Magdalene (a Piña Pita). Mary is the 2nd person of the Holy Spirit incarnate. The third person of the Holy Spirit incarnate is the Disciple/Apostle John son of Zebedee: a son of the "Gift" of the Holy Spirit, and is the return of the prophet Elisha. Pita (a hollow pocketed unleavened flat bread) is a more specific type of Kaph( Hebrew for "soft hollow"). A related Hebrew word to Kaph is Keph ("hard hollow" e.g. "hollow rock"). The words Kaph/Keph, and names Kapha/Kepha, are the general Hebrew words/names "Peter" was transliterated from. However, "Peter" is more specifically transliterated from the Hebrew: "Pita"and Greek: "Peeta" - which describe a type of hollow pocketed unleavened flatbread. Peter, Mary, and John are the 3 "hollow rocks" (Keph) upon which Jesus would build his church.

There is a Central American wild pineapple of Latin scientific name "Ananas magdalenae" in a group of fibrous plants named Pita, which include the: Century plant, Agave, Aloe, Yucca, and wild pineapple. Ananas magdalenae translates in Hebrew to: "A strong tower, highly favored of YAHH/JAH" - God's sacred name. The humble Mary Magdalene is in direct contrast to the proud Tower of Babel (Magdla d'Babel - in Syriac).

by studmucker July 31, 2017

pitatti

means that you are a complete daddy and youget hella pussy!

You are a daddy pitatti, holy shit!

by daddypitatti December 5, 2018

Re-piphany

A sudden, intuitive perception of or insight into the reality or essential meaning of something, usually initiated by some simple, homely, or commonplace occurrence or experience. Typically posted on The Facebooks by the same person(s) every few days/weeks.

Marsha: "Did you see John's post about getting his life together...?"

Brad: "Yep. He does that every couple of weeks. He had another re-piphany."

by Uniqueflh August 5, 2014