pisstale

a bullshit story that is clearly a lie.

dude,, pisstale much!?

by Osborneee! March 6, 2011

pisstort

pissed and distorted

I feel totally pisstorted right now.
don't try to pisstort me

by The Cookie Monzter and NaBzTeR August 27, 2011

Pissta

The food you eat to line your stomach before a night of heavy drinking. Normally a large amount of food which is top heavy in carbohydrate. Can however be as little as a piece of bread depending on alcohol capacity. Variant - PISSTIE.

Darren's coming with us. It's going to be a long night. You wanna meet up for some Pissta first?

by Paulos Robbo September 14, 2011

PISSTIE

Variant of the word Pissta. A smaller portion of carb based food to line the stomach before a night of heavy drinking. A pisstie usually contains a very small amount of meat filling and is largely pastry. Generally purchased in small convenience stores on the way to a bar. In the UK this is sometimes referred to as a Cornish Pisstie

Hang on! They're still open. I'm going to get a Pisstie

by Paulos Robbo September 14, 2011

pissturbed

this is a combination of pissed off and disturbed and is very appropriate when talking about how a situation or a person makes you feel.

"I am so pissturbed at you for telling my boyfriend I went out with another guy" or "I was so pissturbed that I didn't get a raise".

by Missy Sheboo June 26, 2012

pissterical

An event or happening so funny, you instantly experience bladder failure.

The comedians jokes were pissterically funny

by tenersur January 11, 2014

pisstiff

When you achive an erection from having a full bladder.

"Damn I was so pisstiff this morning, I guess i shouldn't have had those beers before going to bed"

by andycdshabajaba February 23, 2014