japanease copter pilot

To sit in a chair and wank, using fast short strokes.
when cumming gripping the copter stick tight and screwing ya face up as to look like a japanease copter pilot

Trying to pull ya copter out of a dive before blowing ya beans all in the cockpit all the time ya face is screwed up making you look like a japanease copter pilot

by james Venom August 21, 2006

dildo pilot

An indiviual who pilots dildos, normally a homosexual.

Did you see that guy with the pink polo shirt with the popped collar? He's such a dildo pilot.

by Joe January 25, 2005

Naughty Helicopter Pilot

When one man stands and spins his arm such as the blades of a helicopter while another bends over in front of him and makes a face of pure ecstasy.

Nolan: I am the naughtiest helicopter pilot ever.
Tyrone: Yeah you are!

by Dick McFeely February 24, 2005

Arm Pilot

Using a marker and your arm to keep schedules, appointments, phone numbers, shopping lists, and other notes.

Like a Palm Pilot, but the ink won't wear off as quick.

do you have a sharpie? I need to take this number down on my arm pilot.

by Stuart Mizrahi October 18, 2008

Auto Pilot

When you have regular homework to do and you have no distractions so you can work for hours straight and not even realize how long you've been doing work because your brain is on auto pilot.

"My school is so hard. So much work. But this weekend I was on auto pilot so I finished my work without even thinking about it."

by Ima Goodstudent July 24, 2012

Black Pilot

Is a normal pilot that is just black you fucking racist cunt

I am a black pilot

by Hugyygygyuv November 10, 2020

double-fisted fighter pilot

variation of oral sex with "handlebars" where the woman is grabbed by a single ponytail with both hands and her face fucked, sometimes moving her throughout the room

experienced professionals have been known to shout battlecries, break furniture and the occasional neck, open parachutes upon ejaculation, and be referred to as "der Baron!"

Child 1: "Ha! Your mom wears a wig cuz she has leukemia."
Child 2: "Your mom wears a wig cuz I gave her the double-fisted fighter pilot."
Child 3: "Ha,ha! He rode your mom with no handlebars."

by Pretarded Retro-schizophrenic February 5, 2010