pie wagon

This is a broad that looked cute as a bug when she snared a man into marrying her. It didn't take long for her to become an abrasive hog....just one or two kids and a few too many cheeseburgers. Now she is fat as a cow and eats bon bons all day. She will eventually divorce him for his alimony and move in with a black or maybe a mexican man.

"Man, that Jimmy married a pie wagon, didn't he? I'm glad I don't have to plank that hog. How does he get his wiener in between those mountains of flab.?

by running out of patience May 18, 2008

Sodomy Pie

When a man or woman's anal cavity is used as a pie crust. Usually being held open with a clamp of some sort, the cavity is kept wide and ingredients that go in a pie go into the hole.

Bruno was really kinky last night, he opened me up and made me into a sodomy pie!

by Seamypick February 11, 2015

Pie Face

A person who face is fat or round / making fun of someone having a fat face.

Shut your big pie face ass up.

by Shaneika Marie February 20, 2021

Fart Pie

Farting into the palm of ones hand, capturing the flatus into a balled fist, and then quickly opening the hand directly into the face of an unsuspecting victim in the style of a 1940s era pie fight without the hand actually touching the victims face.

I was quietly reading a book when Larry snuck up beside me and crushed a particularly fresh fart pie into my face.

by penguin_clubber January 27, 2011

drive-pie

A drive-by involving pie throwing

In order to smite our enemies we had to resort to a drive-pie. It was messy.

by Gatho November 25, 2006

Lie pie

1. When someone is lying to your face.

2. When you are feeding someone a pie of lie, as in, being lied to multiple times in one conversation.

3. When someone lies to be cool but they're not cool they are just a lie pie.

Guy 1: "Dude last night I hooked up with that girl from the bar!"
Guy 2: "Don't be such a lie pie!!!"

by Brwneyedgrl787 April 23, 2017

Salty pie

A sex position involving two individuals rubbing each others body with theirs, with cum; most often seamen.

We should try doing a salty pie onight

by Johnny S. February 5, 2019