This is a broad that looked cute as a bug when she snared a man into marrying her. It didn't take long for her to become an abrasive hog....just one or two kids and a few too many cheeseburgers. Now she is fat as a cow and eats bon bons all day. She will eventually divorce him for his alimony and move in with a black or maybe a mexican man.
"Man, that Jimmy married a pie wagon, didn't he? I'm glad I don't have to plank that hog. How does he get his wiener in between those mountains of flab.?
by running out of patience May 18, 2008
When a man or woman's anal cavity is used as a pie crust. Usually being held open with a clamp of some sort, the cavity is kept wide and ingredients that go in a pie go into the hole.
by Seamypick February 12, 2015
by Shaneika Marie February 20, 2021
Farting into the palm of ones hand, capturing the flatus into a balled fist, and then quickly opening the hand directly into the face of an unsuspecting victim in the style of a 1940s era pie fight without the hand actually touching the victims face.
I was quietly reading a book when Larry snuck up beside me and crushed a particularly fresh fart pie into my face.
by penguin_clubber January 27, 2011
by Gatho November 25, 2006
1. When someone is lying to your face.
2. When you are feeding someone a pie of lie, as in, being lied to multiple times in one conversation.
3. When someone lies to be cool but they're not cool they are just a lie pie.
2. When you are feeding someone a pie of lie, as in, being lied to multiple times in one conversation.
3. When someone lies to be cool but they're not cool they are just a lie pie.
Guy 1: "Dude last night I hooked up with that girl from the bar!"
Guy 2: "Don't be such a lie pie!!!"
Guy 2: "Don't be such a lie pie!!!"
by Brwneyedgrl787 April 23, 2017
A sex position involving two individuals rubbing each others body with theirs, with cum; most often seamen.
by Johnny S. February 05, 2019