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Asbesto-perv

Someone suffering from one of the lesser-known side effects of asbestos exposure, namely being a massive, drooling pervert.
Common side-effects include a tendency to chubbuck.
Stop being such an enormous asbesto-perv, its only yoga!
by chrysotile1 May 14, 2021
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alpha perv

a male pervert of the highest order who can't be offended or repulsed by any sexually adventurous act or perversion.
phil an alpha perv was all smiles when the cum whore under the boardwalk took a shine to him.
by ignatz January 27, 2019
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Perve-a-verance

Listen. To be a real creepy creep, you have to have a lot of perve-a-verance.
by jayveegarren November 22, 2011
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Grade A Perv

Dude who’s mad horny and just wanna see hella booty and shit.
My man Jamie keep eyeballing Jenna all day. Not right. That’s a Grade A Perv right there , ‘cause he’s good at that, but sucks at math.
by Drago Nino February 5, 2023
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Perving

Staring at someone, then instantly regretting it as you realise how wrong it is, but continuing anyway.
He was totally perving on me!
by MrWeirdWords March 13, 2023
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pimple perv

1.A female (or male..)who gets off on poppin pimples..."pimple perv"😏
My girl is a damn pimple perv😮always picking at my back🤨she calls it "grooming "
by Opeytwin79 May 22, 2019
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Library perve

Is usually a male with glasses of Caucasian decent that makes use of libraries to talk to attractive women. He descises himself as a student and tends to sit in front of heavy literature such as quantum mechanics or medicine books in order to seem more intelligent. Other then approaching women in clubs or bars, the library perve systemically “hunts“ in the setting of knowledge. Possibly universities, book reading sessions or chess clubs. He is often illeterate, but possesses a dangerously elevated libido. The “Library Perve” is not to be confused with the classical and more common “Library creep.”
Sarah: “Today a guy approached me in the library and asked if I wanted to go for a coffee. His name was Sebastian”

Lisa: “be careful! he also approached me yesterday and two of my
friends the day before! He is a library perve!”

Monica: “Today I saw a guy who was checking out every girl‘s ass walking by! He was on the same page of his medicine book for three hours!“

Catherine: “That must of been a library perve!“
by Luigi Figo January 19, 2018
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