Perv

A Perv in many circles is not short for pervert, but actually a manner of indicating someone who is into CP. Careful in usage.

Man 1: What's up perv?
Man 2: Just jerking off to some underage porn.
Man 1: F*ck yeah!

by FaqBasher December 22, 2022

Perve-a-verance

Creep on creepin' on.

Listen. To be a real creepy creep, you have to have a lot of perve-a-verance.

by jayveegarren November 22, 2011

perv

a man who gets turnd on my any interactions with females

simon is a perv

by satyboi May 15, 2019

scalp perv

Someone who is sexually attracted to or turned on by the scalp when it is exposed, as from the part in a hairstyle.

Guy #1 Oh, bro, did you SEE that girl with the sexy hair do, she must have had sixteen parts showing all that SCALP!? I just about lost my shit.

Guy #2 Yo, bra, what did you just say? Damn, you're a real live scalp perv!

by Birch bark weaver May 11, 2018

Grade A Perv

Checking someone out constantly.

Being an admirer, but taking it to far.
Just mad horny.
An opportunist at getting sex.
Perverted son of a bitch.

Jimmy got so excited to get Laura’s attention, while sexting Samantha and Jax. He wanted to have all three, but keeps looking at more girls and catcalling them. He’s a Grade A Perv, he doesn’t quit.

by Drago Nino February 9, 2023

Silly perv

Someone that is pervy but also a bit of a twat thus the wonderful name silly perv. Just used as a jokey name or insult for your friends

“Ah Will you are a silly perv!”
“Hey I’m not”
“That’s what a silly perv would say”

by Chlo0805 October 31, 2020

Asbesto-perv

Someone suffering from one of the lesser-known side effects of asbestos exposure, namely being a massive, drooling pervert.
Common side-effects include a tendency to chubbuck.

Stop being such an enormous asbesto-perv, its only yoga!

by chrysotile1 May 14, 2021