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Penile Erectoligist

A specific occupation that requires a doctorate degree in semenology, math, and a verified cure for Morning Wood
The Penile Erectoligist solved the man's Erectile disfunction
by Thedumbass420 December 10, 2023
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Penile Alientitis

When ur dick has a smaller dick inside it like in the movie alien
You see that guy with Penile Alientitis? Shit was crazy.
by lmaololhahahehe October 31, 2021
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Penile Grant

Awards given for higher education of general dickery and dicking. Usually given to those who need it most (< 5 inches). Not to be confused with grants for real medical doctorates.
Louis got a penile grant for having such a small penis and for his continual search for the female orgasm.
by o'snap cracka n' poppin' January 8, 2021
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penile grease

The white slimy substance that is ejaculated out of the male genitalia at the point of climax, whether alone or with a partner.
Im gonna spread my penile grease on your face
by Funkfish February 21, 2018
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penile system

System in which men think they are superior and assume authority over everyone because they have a penis
The penile system has destroyed the fabric of humanity. This form of patriarchy has demolished our ability to have a nurturing society that flourishes and cultivates life. This may be due to womb envy.
by Malika Davis August 23, 2023
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Penile prophet

A person or persons who can foretell the adventures in which his penis will encounter on or around the upcoming evening.
My buddy is a penile prophet. Last night we went to the club, first thing he does is scan the place points a girl out and says "I'll be in that later" 2 hours later she's all over him.
by Deadrune April 6, 2017
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penile

when something is funny or jus str8 pissing you off
karen got into a car accident today” -sam
“penile” -you
by @elainasurano3 (amos) May 30, 2021
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