Puffer

When a woman accidentally farts during intercourse. Not to be confused with a pussy fart, this is an actual flatulent fart.

My girlfriend let out a puffer last night and we had to stop fucking because she couldn't stop laughing about it. She was very embarrassed.

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

Puffer Jacket

A puffy coat, usually made out of down material, and worn by Asians most of the time.

"look at that Asian with that puffer jacket"

by ihatepufferjackets January 15, 2013

dick puffer

1. a person who puffs on the cock. a person with problems smokin the cock hardcore style.

2. your mother
3. you

1. hey nick j. wat are you doing? sorry man i gotta puff dick.

2. stop puffing my dick nick j.

by little shit talker October 5, 2004

PELFER

(pel-fur) verb. to pelfer

1. To give or ask for direction. 2. An aggressive fingerblast

1.The mailman was nice enough to pelfer me. 2.See that hot chick on the dance floor over there, i'm goin pelfer the shit out of her later.

by pelfer1 April 9, 2013

puffer dick

A man that when he gets erections, his cock grows outwards instead of longwards.

Scotty: O jesus last night when I was watching "Backdoor Sluts 9" i got a puffer dick.

Skeeter: HOLY SHIT!!!!

by Harry Dyck July 15, 2007

puffer

A state of engorgement of the penis between completely flaccid and fully erect. Often observed just after sex, during moderate sexual stimulation or just after waking up (as opposed to a full-on morning missile).

Shit, Billy-Bob, I got me a serious puffer lookin' at Daisy Duke's ass. I'm about one minute away from a complete woody.

C'mon, honey, just gimme a couple licks on this puffer and I'll fuck you back into the stone age before breakfast!

by 6079 Smith W March 21, 2005

pufferfish

An obnoxious, self-entitled, troll-like person.

Oh no, the pufferfish is tagging along with Kambiz after hiding in his trunk.

by Friggin' genius May 1, 2009