A Dusty Dildo tainted with the blood, sweat, and tears of an Amazon worker; most commonly referred to as an "Amazon Peak Cock". Amazon Peacocks are often used as a way of knowing whether or not you still have your job during peak season as an Amazon employee.
by TheShrewd October 20, 2020
Get the Amazon Peacockmug. by Dildo Man 300 March 18, 2014
Get the matthew peacockmug. Jan Peacock is an elderly woman who bullies people on twitter, from her tablet, in the nursing home. She is on everyone’s shit list.
Guy 1: Did you see that grandma bullying people on twitter?
Guy 2: No, show me.
Guy 1: *Shows guy 2 elderly woman’s tweet*
Guy 2: Fuck, someone call the nursing home and tell them to take Jan Peacocks tablet away.
Guy 2: No, show me.
Guy 1: *Shows guy 2 elderly woman’s tweet*
Guy 2: Fuck, someone call the nursing home and tell them to take Jan Peacocks tablet away.
by dingdonguropinioniswrong October 6, 2019
Get the Jan Peacockmug. The blast pattern created either on the back of a shirt or back of a toilet seat from high pressure explosive diarrhoea.
John ate that leftover sushi that had been left in the boot of the car for a few days, and gave himself a Peacock’s Tail in the toilet just before his job interview.
by ArchangelOrderofChaos May 15, 2022
Get the Peacock’s Tailmug. John is demonstrating following the peacock's law by walking into his office in T-shirt and sandals while all his employees have to be in a suit
by Human Peacocking May 29, 2023
Get the Peacock's Lawmug. 
Get the Peacockingmug. by Non Zenon April 16, 2021
Get the Peacockingmug.