pathepic

A cross between "pathetic" and "epic". Usually referring to a bittersweet moment, or something that was unintentional while still being amazing.

I can't believe Joan, my best friend, won the race! Too bad I got fell at the starting line and had to be taken out. What a pathepic moment.

by WhithMagellan October 19, 2010

Female Athletics

Where women get together then fall repeatedly, cry, make sound effects, and chant. All in an attempt to disguise mediocre playing ability.

Watching female athletics is like watching a drunk, hormonal, elementary school choir with turrets during gym class.

by ImmaStealYoBitch January 12, 2012

athletic

just like michael dorrie.. the ability to play everysport to include basketball

for example.. michael dorrie athletic

by tommoy boddy October 21, 2009

Pathetic

Moonpie face Illustration major from Wisconsin.

A moon pie face that pathetically updates facebooks 24/7 about her life and her alone time and her attempt to make people think she's happy.

by Pretty People January 24, 2011

Pathetic Resident

The best terminology to describe our current "president" Barack Obama.

In this case "president" is a combination of the words pathetic and resident.

Oh snap! Here comes that pathetic resident some people call "president".

I have enough change pathetic resident, it is in a bucket in my room!

by gbbengi June 8, 2010

mathletics

A sport involving competing in track and field events, such as triple jump or discus, whilst solving complex mathmatical problems.

Hey, will you be part of my mathletics relay team?

Careful with that javelin, we don't want any mathletical injuries

by #1 Mathlete May 12, 2004

Melodramatic Patheticism

When women go out of there way to make sure whatever your doing

, wherever you are, is wrong and they will make sure that you never feel the need to ever have a good time, smile or ever laugh again.

That girls melodramatic patheticism is out of order, she should eat shit.

by Melodramatic pathetic ism June 8, 2015