Pastry pasty

When someone masterbaits quick and cums all over there self and clothes, and it dries a glazey paste.

Yo yo doggy you be lookin like a pastry pasty.

by Titus dyfilid February 24, 2019

Video Pastie

The blurry spots that are superimposed over genitalia and breasts in videos. Used to hide nudity or pretend nudity. Also to hide one's identity or other info that can't be released publicly. Can also be used for censorship/propaganda.

(While watching TV)

other person: I bet the camera man got wood filming that!
Steve: She wasn't really naked, the video pasties just make you think she is.
other person: What's a video pastie?
Steve: The blurry spot over their goodies.

other person: Oh, like they use on the cop shows.
Steve: Yep.
other person: That takes the fun out of it knowing she wasn't really naked.

by Gee Steve April 25, 2019

dirty pasties

dirty shoes // shoes that are ladgin

no.1; " what on earth is she wearing on her feet?"
no.2;" dirty pasties, they are innit"

by laaycbn // September 14, 2017

pasty basher

A gentleman or lady who places their genitalia or sexually involves themselves or others in pastry baked goods.

'Have you heard of Mick, he's a right pasty basher'

'The local baker had a long and fruitful career before being accused of being a pasty basher'

by Lillikinns September 18, 2017

Smash Pasty's

A euphamism, mainly used in the South West of England to indicate the physical act of love making.

To make love; To smash pasty's.

"I smashed her pasty. Looked like a punched lasagne afterwards"
"I took 'im 'ome an aftur drinkin Frosty Jacks an watchin Countdewn we smashed pasty's"

by Caenfayre September 25, 2017

pasty grazer

An item of clothing so short, that the hem grazes the vagina.

That dress is a bit of a pasty grazer

by RagmanKenwyn September 27, 2017

wet pasty

When a man inserts his penis into the other persons armpit and they flap their arm like a chicken

Wanna try some wet pasty

by My nans a toaster June 15, 2017