Pastrami

A cured, spiced cut of meat, most commonly beef, enjoyed by all around the world and available at a delicatessen near you.

I named my daughter Pastrami on accident. We meant to name her La'Strami but we can't spell too good.

by Dantrelle February 6, 2008

Pastram

Often hunted during the fall in the Northeastern United States, Pastrams are furry little white animals similar in size to possums. Despite being overhunted, the Pastram has shown the abnormal ability to procreate at higher levels during the hunting season. Evidence indicates that they have the innate collective instinct to control their population base. They tend to habitate areas with varying climatic conditions and thrive in vegetative areas with moderate precipitation. Although mostly inland creatures, they have been known to stray towards coastal areas. Genus name is Pastramis Fishicus.

New York has the best pastrami sandwiches because they hunt them upstate and ship them fresh right down to the city. The Carnegie Deli actually hires its own pastram hunters rather than deal with a middle man.

by Nathan Tiberius October 26, 2007

Pastrami pussy

When a ho has a pussy dat look like dat deli meat pastrami

Bob:"Yo man, I heard dat Karren has pastrami pussy."
Billy:"Man dat nasty! "

by Darealslimshadey July 2, 2015

pantry

A small room in a kitchen that is used for storing food.

I need to get the cake mix out of the pantry.

by David March 6, 2004

Pearl or Pastrami

A type of vagina.

Pearl is a smoother and goes inwards, while Pastrami tends to be looser.

Basically saying Pearl stands for virgin and Pastrami stands for a thot.

"Hey Pearl or Pastrami?"
"Why?"
"Just answer it."
"Pastrami."
"Bro you dirty as fuck..."

by Chi Chi Pee Pee November 6, 2018

pastrami drapes

Loose, hanging labia.Analagous to beef curtains.

I had to worm my way through two inches of pastrami drapes before i was actually inside her.

by T.Wood August 4, 2006

pantry rat

The use of a hollowed out dead rat as a condom, and then having intercourse. With the Vagina being the "pantry"

"Yo bro, i pantry ratted that girl so hard last night!"

by The Anal Sexpert December 21, 2016