Social Parasite

n. A person who is typically/always socially imperceptive and 'latches on' to a group of people. this person is along for a ride and is impossible to lose, usually makes awkward comments making them unwanted. they are with you and eat away at your cool factor, making them a parasite

n. a tape worm with many friends and/or a facebook account

guy: wow person 3 is such a parasite!

girl: i know he saw us at dinner and has not left yet...wtf

person 3(social parasite):so guys....im going to watch you make out ok?

by Atohn January 21, 2008

paris hilton

piece of bony meat to fuck or
frankensteins fiancee with makeup
or dirty byatch doing nothing but fucking all fuckin day, saying that two times two is two....wat da fck with her eyeskin?? - badly done plastic surgery...omg

our new teacher acts like paris hilton...
-yeah...she's a real slug...

by kajoj September 25, 2006

paris hilton

Synonym: Skeletor

Paris Hilton (Paris Hilltonn)-noun; rich and ugly chick otherwise known as skeletor because of her skinny complection.

Paris hilton is the new skeletor.

by SkeletorHater September 19, 2005

Time Parasite

A person that eats up all your time for no reason whatsoever.

Sam is such a Time Parasite he spent an hour in my cubicle going over the specifications when all I needed was a simple answer.

by deckarep August 25, 2010

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton is a stupid spoiled bitch who thinks she's sexy as she has loads of money. She is stupid for a number of reasons one for her dog making a book WTF. She is a typical blonde that is not hot.

Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton............Stupid Whore

by Laslo August 18, 2006

paris hilton

world class skank. the song describes her best.

"miss hilton, she likes to give a trillion fucks,
for that we get the feeling you'd pay us a couple of bucks,
miss hilton, we like the way you push, heave and slide."

refer to one night in paris video.

Tera Patrick Seems Like mother Teresa when compared to Paris Hilton.

by Ŧĥę PĥenØMęNaĽ ØŊę January 12, 2006

Paris Hilton

Quasi-Sentinent being placed on Earth to make Nicole Richie appear to be a great actress

Paris Hilton: "Nicole is not my fried."
CUT! Take two!
Paris Hilton: "Nicole is not my fiend."
CUT! Take three!
Paris Hilton: "Nicholas is not my friend."
CUT! Take four!
Paris Hilton: "Nicole is my friend."
CUT! Take five!
Paris Hilton: "Nicole is my not friend."
CUT! Dub it. Can I have sex with you?
Paris Hilton: "Totally!"

by Xriva April 13, 2006