Pansexual

Someone who likes to get freaky with pans or other kitchen appliances. They are often turned on by the faint sizzle of something like bacon.

*A homophone of the sexual orientation of the same spelling.

Person A: yeah, that girl is pansexual.

Person B: oh, she doesn't care what gender they identify with, but just the person themselves?

Person A: nah, she fucks pans.

by Literalmeaningthatisnttrue June 20, 2015

Pansexuality

Transphobic term for saying 'Bisexuality'

Pansexuality isn't real, people are just biphobic, transphobic and deilusional.

by madhoess May 27, 2020

Pansexual

A person who is sexually attracted to frying pans

"Mhmmm that pan is looking hella naughty, guess I'm pansexual."

by Gazs999 August 22, 2020

Pansexual

Someone who is VIOLENTLY sexually attracted to kitchenware. Most commonly, pots and pans.

Anna: That skillet looks so fucking sexy give me their number please.
Conner: Oh, i didnt know you were pansexual.

by literally.homosexual October 28, 2019

Pansexual

Sexuality attracted to pans

Person 1:Did you know he’s pansexual?
Person 2:Why, is he attracted to pans?

by Pseudonym 45 November 19, 2019

Pansexual

When a person is sexually attracted to kitchenware, such as a pot or pan.

Jacob: I'm pansexual
Susie: Let me show you to the kitchen then.

by Topeka_G March 11, 2019

Pansexual

Being pansexual is the act of being turned on by cookware, for example pans, pots, woks etc. They are usually most arroused by stainless steel cookware but it is mainly personal preference.

He gets aroused by cooking, he must be pansexual

by The spiderman September 22, 2018