Pansexual

Someone who likes to get freaky with pans or other kitchen appliances. They are often turned on by the faint sizzle of something like bacon.

*A homophone of the sexual orientation of the same spelling.

Person A: yeah, that girl is pansexual.

Person B: oh, she doesn't care what gender they identify with, but just the person themselves?

Person A: nah, she fucks pans.

by Literalmeaningthatisnttrue June 20, 2015

Pansexuality

Transphobic term for saying 'Bisexuality'

Pansexuality isn't real, people are just biphobic, transphobic and deilusional.

by madhoess May 27, 2020

Pansexual

Being pansexual is the act of being turned on by cookware, for example pans, pots, woks etc. They are usually most arroused by stainless steel cookware but it is mainly personal preference.

He gets aroused by cooking, he must be pansexual

by The spiderman September 22, 2018

Pansexual

When a person is sexually attracted to kitchenware, such as a pot or pan.

Jacob: I'm pansexual
Susie: Let me show you to the kitchen then.

by Topeka_G March 11, 2019

Pansexual

Someone who is VIOLENTLY sexually attracted to kitchenware. Most commonly, pots and pans.

Anna: That skillet looks so fucking sexy give me their number please.
Conner: Oh, i didnt know you were pansexual.

by literally.homosexual October 28, 2019

Pansexual

Attraction to people regardless of gender this can also be called gender blind.

Me:Hey Mom, I’m Pansexual.
Mom:You like pans?

by Doja_CaT May 24, 2020

Pansexual

Having a fetish or attraction towards pans

If you do not know I'd you are pansexual put the handle or the whole pan up your pussy

by Gernstine July 8, 2018