An absolute professional wall crosser, using any means ranging from tunnels, catapults, slingshots like angry birds, cactus camouflager to pole vaulting like an Olympian. Likes other Mexicans or French/Swiss girls but usually is friendzoned or given an FWB status. Beware of the ferrel Juan Pablos, they can be dangerously horny.
Look, there's another Juan Pablo trying to get across the great wall again. Lemme grab my gun and plead the fifth. He's trying a slingshot this time!
by NameJustice2000 December 12, 2016
by Daddy D COVERED WITH SURRUP October 17, 2017
I was banging this honey real hard, heavy breathing and growling, (you know, it was real) couldn't resist angry pabloing her.
by sinful saint October 24, 2005
A random dark hair that grows in an area of the body in which hair usually isn't prominent. Pablo hairs mostly occur in the shoulder region and or abdomen.
Dude!! Whats up with that wonky Pablo hair on your shoulder? Its like a hairy bean stalk of fun. It just sprouts out of no where!!!!
by DryRubb November 11, 2011
by Rex :D November 22, 2021
a fake pablo? cus your orange
by jackamo12 July 13, 2018
Well, kids. A sneaky pablo is an act of sexual deviance. Don't do it unless you are a responsible adult. Basically, a sneaky pablo is where you have non consensual, spontaneous anal sex. Except you have to have a really short and really fat dingy.
by bunnieeeeeeeeeeeee October 18, 2006