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Prune juicing

When you soak your hands in a body for water (preferably warm) until your skin prunes solely for the purpose of masturbating afterwards
Nick: Hey Brennan! You almost done in the hot tub?
Brennan: give me a minute. I’m prune juicing
by Rayofsunshin3 February 5, 2021
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Prune Nugget

Someone who is salty about everything and must shut the fuck up.
Shut up you prune nugget you suck at jokes and are annoying bitch.
by Prune nugget lord February 26, 2021
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Prudes

Prudes is a plural of word prude. Because prude person seems prude only among less prude persons there is no situation in real world were anyone needs plural word of prude.

That's why word prudes is only used in about imaginary sentences.

None knows what those sentences actually stands for, but they are used when own behaviour or appearance is imagined less proper and someone elses is correct.

Can be also seen as necessary tool in social behaviour as imaginary numbers are in mathematics.

Not to be confused to phrase "you know what they say about prunes" what actually is just smart advice to use known medicine for symptoms of constipation.
P1. I look so fat in swimsuit.

P2. Same, that's why God invented bikinis for us.

P3. Look that swimsuit Nancy is wearing!

P2. That Nancy is such prude bitch!

P1. You know what they say about prudes.
P2. Yeah.
P3. So true.

M1. That chic from West Coast just cockblocked me in front of her friend!
M2. Man! That's so wrong. Why those west coast chics are always such prudes?
M1. Well you know what they say about prudes.
M2. Yep.
by Vilipedia March 30, 2021
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prunebag

when someones testicles shrivel up due to excessive masturbation and their scrotum hangs loose
Rick suffered from early-onset prunebag due to his inability to keep his hands off himself. Joes prunebag developed shortly after his marriage. "Doctor, my nuts have shriveled and now my bag looks like a crepe folded over 2 raisins"..."well Rico, thats what you get for not having any other hobbies"
by ronaldroid April 27, 2021
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prunejuicee

A really sexy man that doesn’t know how sexy he really is. If you know or see prune consider yourself gifted
Prunejuicee is a beast at trading in jk72003 trading
by shush8191919 September 29, 2021
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Punes

Punes is another way to say “fart” instead of saying “pedos” in spanish.

Pun is the singular way to say fart

Punes is the “more then one” way to say fart
cuando mi papá se tira unos punes, su nalgas suelta tóxicos en el aire, causando un desastre nuclear en nuestra casa. Como el Chernobyl.
by grim69 October 8, 2021
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prune de ville

Ken, is your prune de ville sore after riding your bicycle all day?
by ClayTX November 6, 2021
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