Linear Progress Creep

A situation where gradual progress in a fetid or unwanted romantic process, initially following a consistent and foreseeable path. Making gradual and often unnoticed movement leading towards sometimes unwanted bedroom attention, including but not limited to, special trouser kisses.

My husbands hand performed a linear progress creep last night when he came home drunk at 2am and I was trying to sleep in bed.

by Acellertnac November 22, 2023

progress is exponential

A phenomenon seen in technological advancement and more specifically, computer programming. The more progress is made, the easier it is to make more progress.

It starts with typing two whole files of code for weeks and absolutely no results, ends with adding cool features everyday. Progress is exponential.

by OffensiveKpopFan November 28, 2023

tall in progress

Somebody who is short but is working up to their tallness.

“Dang she’s really short dude.”

“Nah, she’s just tall in progress”

“Ohhhh”

by Itbeme September 24, 2017

Progressive metal

Progressive metal is a generally needlessly complicated and unstructured form of music that often makes minimal sense to the majority of metal fans because it can only be appreciated by people with an IQ over 600.

Progressive metal fans often believe they are superior to any fan of any other genre and will generally reject any piece music that isn't at least 20 minutes long with 40 key changes per minute.

Music in 4/4 is like kryptonite to a progressive metal fan and they must be administered dream theatre riffs as an antidote

An easy way to spot a progressive metal fan is to look for the guy who is pissed off at Opeth for dropping the growls yet goes to their shows anyway and yells for them to play Black Rose Immortal. He will also let everyone know that he's mostly there for the support band, who he has known about for ages.

In short, the math nerd of metal

*At an Opeth show*

Friend: Who's that guy *Points at a guy middle aged guy with long hair, glasses and a dream theatre shirt on stood in the middle of the pit looking like a moody teenager*

Me: Oh that's a progressive metal guy, he actually hates this band because their music is too simple

Friend: So why's he here if he hates them?

Me: Oh it's happening, look at him now

Prog metal guy: I HATE YOU GUYS WHY CAN'T YOU JUST GO BACK TO THE WAY YOU WERE YOU BETTER PLAY BLACK ROSE IMMORTAL RIGHT NOW OR I'M OUT OF HERE.

Friend: Wow

by Crilbus January 27, 2019

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Exploring the Role of Exosomal non-coding RNA from Precancerous Polyps Progression to Colorectal Cancer Tumorigenesis via Metabolic Reprogramming

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by anonymous September 30, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025

Chamber of Progress

The soundstage where the Apple "Crush!" video was filmed.

The Chamber of Progress sure enhanced the creative output of the unpaid intern we hired in place of that team of creatives we laid off.

by ahollowvoicesaysfool June 7, 2024