Someone who after taking a dump; wipes so meticulously that no trace of the event remains. Ass perfectionists are notorious for using exessive amounts of toilet paper, baby wipes, and generally taking forever, much to the dismay of anyone waiting in line.
"God damn! How long is he going to take!?"
"Don't hold your breath, he's an Ass perfectionist after all."
"Don't hold your breath, he's an Ass perfectionist after all."
by Alexiosassypants August 17, 2016
Get the Ass Perfectionist mug.A person who declares everyone else at fault for any problem, while they themselves claim it's not their responsibility to help solve the problem. They absolve themselves from anything remotely challenging that might tarnish their appearance of blamelessness, especially with technology issues. They love assigning blame while remaining safely removed. They also like to point out how other people inconvenience them.
The armchair perfectionist blamed his wife and kids for the wifi problems, saying "I didn't have anything to do with this. This is all on you!"
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I had a predictionment in last nights dream that I would get drunk and fuck my brother, and it happened three times!
by T-Lo June 23, 2006
Get the Predictionment mug.Prediction phobia creates self limitations.
Being slaves to predictions, never to test if predictions are true.
Fear prevents a person from being oneself, and never test if predictions become reality. This prevents the brain from becoming calibrated with reality. Some of our predictability comes from people failing to be creative and simply parroting behavior of others.
A person who always pays attention to how he/she behaves, and don't let go of this prediction of how others look at him/her-self.
When focusing on what you predict others' opinions/reactions/views of you are, you will restrict yourself and act worse than you would otherwise.
How do we know anything for sure?
The cure is to test every prediction that comes in the way of doing what you want. See how often your bad predictions were incorrect, and how they affect your life.
You make predictions reality by focusing on them. Let go of the prediction's control over you and start controlling yourself. Wake up, enjoy the now, stop predicting.
Being slaves to predictions, never to test if predictions are true.
Fear prevents a person from being oneself, and never test if predictions become reality. This prevents the brain from becoming calibrated with reality. Some of our predictability comes from people failing to be creative and simply parroting behavior of others.
A person who always pays attention to how he/she behaves, and don't let go of this prediction of how others look at him/her-self.
When focusing on what you predict others' opinions/reactions/views of you are, you will restrict yourself and act worse than you would otherwise.
How do we know anything for sure?
The cure is to test every prediction that comes in the way of doing what you want. See how often your bad predictions were incorrect, and how they affect your life.
You make predictions reality by focusing on them. Let go of the prediction's control over you and start controlling yourself. Wake up, enjoy the now, stop predicting.
Prediction phobia stops you from doing what you feel like: dancing, getting to know strangers, not drinking beer at the bar, not laughing at jokes you don't think are funny, playing loud music, talking loud, singing, talking to groups of people.
"You have been living in a dreamworld Neo. This is the world as it exist today." -The Matrix
"You didn't try to hit on the girl when you had a chance?"
-"No, I didn't think it would work"
"Haha you let prediction phobia take control of you, you had your chance and you didn't even try."
-"No I don't, I play the lottery even though I know I won't win, but this is different."
"No I don't see your logic, your self-image isn't going to be damaged. Risk rejection or go home mad at yourself for not taking the chance?"
-"Wow thanks! I will start to ignore my predictions."
"You have been living in a dreamworld Neo. This is the world as it exist today." -The Matrix
"You didn't try to hit on the girl when you had a chance?"
-"No, I didn't think it would work"
"Haha you let prediction phobia take control of you, you had your chance and you didn't even try."
-"No I don't, I play the lottery even though I know I won't win, but this is different."
"No I don't see your logic, your self-image isn't going to be damaged. Risk rejection or go home mad at yourself for not taking the chance?"
-"Wow thanks! I will start to ignore my predictions."
by Chelator August 6, 2011
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Person 1: Is Peter coming to the party later?
Person 2: Na'h, he 's got pretentionitis and he's being a dick lately.
Person 2: Na'h, he 's got pretentionitis and he's being a dick lately.
by SneakySsssssss February 13, 2018
Get the Pretentionitis mug.sorry for the late email response, I tend to perfectinate when I have something heartfelt and thoughtful I want to say,
by Sail2awe December 16, 2018
Get the Perfectinate mug.wondering how a particular human would 'perform' during 'the sex act'. -visual selection of a human and assuring oneself, the human would undoubtedly; "pack a wallop"!!
-mental 'projection' of these imagined conclusions onto/upon the poor, unknowing/unsuspecting human!
-mental 'projection' of these imagined conclusions onto/upon the poor, unknowing/unsuspecting human!
james got totally absorbed with carnal projection, while watching lydia's terminally perky butt 'float' by!!
when i was finally able to 'crack' jane's crotch, all my carnal projection proved to be totally misguided!!
joe's carnal projection was confirmed by leroy's vigorous grinding, the 'poison' EXPLODING out of him!
when i was finally able to 'crack' jane's crotch, all my carnal projection proved to be totally misguided!!
joe's carnal projection was confirmed by leroy's vigorous grinding, the 'poison' EXPLODING out of him!
by michael foolsley March 27, 2012
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