poon rocks

the result of a disgusting untaken care of vagina that forms crusty's inside and dispenses them randomly on innocent dudes dicks.

While Joe and Maria were fornicating, joe realized there were sharp crusty things flying out of her vagina in and onto his penis.

He than decided to take the crusty's to a lab and found out he got a wild case of "poon rocks"

by Flama blanca November 22, 2010

Looney Poon

When one sleeps with a girl who later turns out to be a psycho.

"Bro, my brother slept with this one girl the other week and it turned out she was like a crack head and stalks him now"
"Man that is some serious looney poon!"

by BrEagle August 02, 2009

Poon-a-rang

A female that ,no matter how much you try to get rid of her, you end up sleeping with her again and again.

Jim:I banged my ex-girlfriend again last night.

Mike: Man, that's like the 10th time you've retapped that, that girl is a poon-a-rang.

by theedingo November 08, 2010

poon

adj. Badass; tight; used to describe something/someone that is really awesome

Everyone at the concert was so poon.

by Emilo September 23, 2006

Poon Coccoon

A condom. Used to protect your penis from stanky poontang, as well as prevent pregnancy.

I had to buy a pack of Poon Coccoons before I got tangled up in Jenny's meat curtains.

by PoonHandler182 December 24, 2010

poon chuck

To strike another's perineum (the taint) with one's fingertips, which are reinforced by one's hands pressed together as if in prayer.

Garcia broke his finger trying to poon chuck a freshman's taint.

by Wraithed January 19, 2015

Monkey Poon

Noun
1. The act of getting sexual pleasure from a female
2. The pussy area of a female
3. A smelly vagina

1. "Yo last night was crazy as hell! I got some sweet monkey poon from Laquisha!"

by CoolConnor1985 November 02, 2010