pony proud

proud about insignificant achievements

After he finished cutting the lawn, the man was so pony proud.

by george w shrub September 23, 2017

Pony up

In evey relationship one of the partners have been pony up because of their looks.

I have been pony up.

by Kuehlstein May 8, 2018

Pony boy

Calling someone a pony boy means they are a stupid little nobody

Here is an example

Cool girl probably named Alex says: “wow look at that girl maggie she is such a stupid little pony boy!”

by Awesomealex101 February 19, 2020

Pony Brothers

Parallel to the term scissoring scissors, Pony Brothers are two males or two humans with a penis who ride each other without penetration.

Hey Armon: would you like to be Pony Brothers tonight? All the fun awaits for us without having to prep!

by Kingfabester October 11, 2020

pony gowder

pony gowder is when ur eating something so good you feel like a golden horse statue at the gates of heaven

fuck me man these prawn crackers are pony gowder

by fannyfucka69 May 30, 2021

Pony dance

The pony dance refers to sex between small people.

The name pony is given due to the size of the penis. Compared to a horse, it would be smaller. In most cases, this also counts for the vagina.

Further, the term dance, comes from the animalistic behaviour these people experience. As they get ready to mate, they must do the dance of foreplay.

Also a way to tell your children you are going to do the nastt, without actually telling them.

Kid: "mom can I sleep with you tonight?"
Mom: "Sorry son, your dad and I are going to do the pony dance. You can only do that with two."

"Have you ever done the pony dance?"
"Of course bro, I've done it with loads of people"

"With that tiny dick of yours, you won't be able to do anything other the pony dance"

by CookieHugs August 26, 2021

pony girl

a girl who does beastiality porn or has sexual intercourse with Horses and other animals.

"oh man, we went to Mexico. And we thought it'd be fun to go to a show, and it's a woman fucking a horse. We get there, and we think it's gonna be awesome, and it's not as cool as it sounds like it would be, man. It's kinda gross. You think a woman fucking a horse, and you get there, and it's a woman fucking a horse. It was really giving it to her. And you know what? to be honest I felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her. Kinda felt bad for the horse." pony girl, lol.

--40 Year Old Virgin

by lnorennny July 30, 2006