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The plumbers Union

The plumbers Union took out Joey yesterday
by Dickballs21 August 16, 2022
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Packet Plumber

A senior network engineer. So called because the internet is a series of tubes through which packets of information flow, and without proper plumbing, the entire Internet - and the global economy - would collapse.
The security weenies and the packet plumbers are at each other's throats about allowing backhauling traffic to HQ for proxy inspection.
by Camwhore Cam July 11, 2024
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Dear Pesky Plumbers

How you should start every letter from now on.
Dear Pesky Plumbers, the party poopers and I, have taken over Urban Dictionary! The lewd definitions are now a permanent guest at one of my seven Webster hotels! I dare you to copy, cut, and paste them if you can!
by ¯\_ت_/¯ January 24, 2025
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Speak to the plumber

Another way of saying you are masturbating. Although it is mostly used by males it can sometimes be jokingly used by females as well.
"Sorry for taking this long, I ended up speaking to the plumber for 20 minutes"
"Hope you had fun, I don't think I can speak to the plumber for that long"
by ArtyCactus March 24, 2022
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Urban Plumber

The act of taking a nut connected to a bolt, putting it in your butt hole and then taking a wrench and twisting the nut around while the bolt is deep inside. This can be done on oneself, or two people can partake in the activity with one twisting the nut and the other enjoying it.
Me and my girlfriend tried the Urban Plumber for the first time last night, it was going great until she said it was my turn. So I pulled the bolt out of my ass and she put it in hers.
by PullUpSkr July 18, 2016
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red plumber

Broken heart- I mean toilet get the red plumber
by Leonardo da PLUMBER June 15, 2023
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The Angry Plumber

The act of violently fucking a copper pipe similarly to a blowjob.
Person 1: "I tried the angry plumber last night."

Person 2: "I heard it's like a blowjob without the hummer."
by DixenormousThePlumber October 27, 2025
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