Hating someone but in a platonically affectionate way. Like yes, I’d kill you, but I’d be lowkey sad when you died.
Person one: “I hate you so much”
Person two: “Lowkey I love you too”
Person one: “I am going to fucking peel your skin off of your rotting corpse”
Narrator: “Platonic Hate ❤️”
Person two: “Lowkey I love you too”
Person one: “I am going to fucking peel your skin off of your rotting corpse”
Narrator: “Platonic Hate ❤️”
by untangy October 30, 2025
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Male equivalent of platonic fingering
Not to be confused with Atomic Handjob
Male equivalent of platonic fingering
Not to be confused with Atomic Handjob
by Whattareyoudoing May 12, 2018
Get the Platonic Handjob mug.A dynamic physical activity involving two people, definitionally neither sexual nor romantic in nature, characterized by the uke adopting a superior position relative to the other participant, who, depending on circumstances, is described by theorists as the nage, tori, or shite. Lingual stimulation is neither necessary nor sufficient for an act to constitute platonic facesitting, but it has been observed with increasing frequency in the decades since the publication of the Henry Miller's "The Smile at the Foot of the Ladder", considered by Australian art critics to be the seminal text in the study of the phenomena. See for criticism the works of the Jakarta Nihilists, who argue, with shocking abruptness, that platonic facesitting is neither possible nor desirable.
I saw Sally and John engaged in platonic facesitting at the beach last Thursday. John used to talk about standing up for women's liberation, now he approaches the project from a different posture.
by TROPICAL_THEORY September 26, 2022
Get the Platonic facesitting mug.1) Two friends who engage in a romantic and/or sexual relationship for any period of time, and then go back to being friends
2) Two romantic and/or sexual partners who remain good friends following the end of their relationship
2) Two romantic and/or sexual partners who remain good friends following the end of their relationship
Man 1 - “We got drunk and hooked up last night, but we both agree that it’s a one time thing.”
Man 2 - “Solid platonic bounce.”
Man 2 - “Solid platonic bounce.”
by Jaythough August 15, 2025
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Hot chick: Brandon claimed he just wants to take me for strolls hand-in-hand... yeah, right... sounds like da classic "platonic bridge-salesman" pitch to me --- I've seen how he looks at me whenever I wear a swimsuit or a sun-dress!
by QuacksO March 6, 2017
Get the platonic bridge-salesman mug.Very unique person with many taltens. Confidence is his first name. Greek old name. Born to be a star but Stil a lovely person and very funny. Don’t mess with him. If you are nice to him he will be nice to you.
by Adamcain9925 August 15, 2018
Get the Platon mug.In between the friend zone and getting along too well, typically seen when two friends are displaying symptoms of a failing relationship and share an intimate bond.
"Ricardo and I have been getting awfully close."
"I can totally feel the Platonic Tension! Aren't you both in failing relationships?"
"Yeah, we bonded through our pain."
"I can totally feel the Platonic Tension! Aren't you both in failing relationships?"
"Yeah, we bonded through our pain."
by varvarvic060 December 7, 2020
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