platonic kiyokage

the best headcanon in all of the haikyu fandom, courtesy of ousamatobio

“man! i bet platonic kiyokage are neighbors/childhood bffs/cousins/platonic soulmates!”

“canon!!”

by ycfeh1 November 19, 2021

platonic love

eli and cassie

PLATONIC LOVE WON'T EXIST IF ELI AND CASSIE WERE ABORTED

by elaysa June 25, 2023

PLATONIC

PLATE TECH TONICS

fixing the platonic planet over here

by DJ Mount Rushmore October 13, 2025

Platonic

Yes you want them to be gay for each other but naw. Face the facts already. They just are so affectionate and loving. Yes, they just love each other so so so very much.

Jen and Judy's(Dead To Me 2019-) relationship are platonic.

by Jen Harding October 17, 2020

Platonic Top

The one friend that you or someone else always follows around, they're usually the ones that come up with the plans, handle alot of the problems, and are generally atleast slightly more extroverted than you.

"I can't think of anything to do, I'll ask Richard, he's the platonic top of this friendship so he's most likely got plans for us.

by Azeban September 12, 2020

Platonic facesitting

A dynamic physical activity involving two people, definitionally neither sexual nor romantic in nature, characterized by the uke adopting a superior position relative to the other participant, who, depending on circumstances, is described by theorists as the nage, tori, or shite. Lingual stimulation is neither necessary nor sufficient for an act to constitute platonic facesitting, but it has been observed with increasing frequency in the decades since the publication of the Henry Miller's "The Smile at the Foot of the Ladder", considered by Australian art critics to be the seminal text in the study of the phenomena. See for criticism the works of the Jakarta Nihilists, who argue, with shocking abruptness, that platonic facesitting is neither possible nor desirable.

I saw Sally and John engaged in platonic facesitting at the beach last Thursday. John used to talk about standing up for women's liberation, now he approaches the project from a different posture.

by TROPICAL_THEORY September 26, 2022

Platonic Pajama Party

An overnight event where two people get into their pajamas chat, drink, watch a movie, etc and do not engage in sexual activities. May involve platonic cuddlinghowever.

I thought there was potential for Netflix and chill, but we only had a platonic pajama party.

by James M Juice December 23, 2019