so use the old puppet penis. When your trying to impress somebody your attracted to, you tie a string round your cock and balls and thread the rope string through your clothes to your hand discretely connect it to your hand or finger. When your talking to the one you like move it sharply giving they impression off instant sexual attraction. tell the person your getting movement downstairs they will instantly look and you can master the movement of the puppet penis. Its an instant turn on and you can nick name your penis Pinocchio after all it does get longer.
by Mr C J GRAY July 3, 2019
Get the Puppet Penis mug.A member which is a good deal smaller when flaccid than when erect, so that it is protected during combat with pirates, ninjas, anyone who might try to clock you in the cock. A grow-er, rather than a show-er, which remains at a more or less constant size.
Jenny: "Er, isn't it a little... small?"
George: "Oh yeah? Battle penis, extend!"
Jenny: "Why, it's the perfect defense against pirates!"
George: :awesome:
George: "Oh yeah? Battle penis, extend!"
Jenny: "Why, it's the perfect defense against pirates!"
George: :awesome:
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The legendary NBP of Reddit. He has a large peepee and he is the friendliest guy around. Well known in r/teenagers Go to r/N_B_P for more info
Here is a standard Nigga Big Penis encounter:
|u/randomguy1: My dog died and I'm really sad.
| |u/Nigga-Big-Penis: I feel for you man. Here is an n-word pass to cheer you up.
| | |u/randomguy1: Thank you NBP! You truly are a god amongst men.
| | |u/randomguy2: r/rimjob_steve lmao xD
|u/randomguy1: My dog died and I'm really sad.
| |u/Nigga-Big-Penis: I feel for you man. Here is an n-word pass to cheer you up.
| | |u/randomguy1: Thank you NBP! You truly are a god amongst men.
| | |u/randomguy2: r/rimjob_steve lmao xD
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The act of sticking your penis into a unsuspecting victims drink, and 'using your swizzle stick as a swizzle stick.' Can include the added 'extra' of bodily fluids.
by Dwayne's Love Child December 15, 2008
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