paul

literally the worst friend ever. Can't spell anything right. Typically dyslexic. Very scrawny. They are very bipolar. Sometimes they are super nice and the other time, they are super rude. It is never in the middle. They are very ugly too.

Nickname: dingus

Jeez, he's such a Paul

by hiccupburp December 17, 2018

Paul

If from America- A great guy who dresses like a lumberjack, has a glorious beard, and smells of the outdoors and freedom.

If from Europe- A gigantic man pussy who reeks of fish. He complains too much and cooks shitty crepes.

Case 1- My friend Paul is visiting from Oregon. We're going to go chop down trees for fun!

Case 2- I went to European Paul's last night. He served soyrizo. What a pussy.

by beniportugal September 18, 2014

Paul

A person with a small penis and fucks guys , usually the name of the guy is Ethan and makes sounds that makes him sound like he has special needs

Shut the fuck up paul

by Paul is a fuck head May 27, 2016

Paul

A mean dad who wont let his daughter go fishing with her best friends.

jerry "wanna go fishing?"
gabby "i can't my dad is being a paul"

by the best person ever13311331 December 28, 2010

Paul

This nigga likes boys. He's ugly as fuck and can't do anything right. He's fat, stupid, IL ugly and can't find a partner. Do better.

Jason is being so stupid , he's acting like a Paul.

by Apple Jack's on ice April 15, 2017

pauling

To cry on anyone's shoulder to the point of soaking it.

pauling Graham's shoulder

by Falloutboysucks June 20, 2006

Paul

A very white male who's favorite phrase is "Straight gangster". Also attempts to speak Spanish but isn't so great at it. Drives a dope BMW tho and is overall a pretty good guy.

Paul: "That's straight gangster, hombre."
Person: "I figured you'd say that."

by DylanBurkey May 16, 2018