I'd Paint That

A phrase describing an object or person that is so artsy or perfect looking that you would take the time to paint it.

"You see that chick over there? I'd paint that."

by spiderwithabaldspot November 8, 2009

face paint

Ejaculate on someones face.

I pulled it out and I gave her a good coat of face paint!

by scottyboyswa November 17, 2006

Painting the Fence

The act of a guy rubbing his scholong up and down the outer vagina making the female "wet". Hence, like using paintbrush motions. UP&DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I painted that bitches fence until she screamed for me to put it in her snatch!

by M&R November 27, 2004

green paint

weed

do you need some green paint

by lildevil1069 June 16, 2009

paint the ceiling

Whack off. Most commonly in a lazy boy armchair.

I think im gonna stay in tonight, pop in a porn and just paint the ceiling

by Col. John C. Hosebag July 18, 2006

Splatter-Paint

The act of a female removing a used tampon and swinging it above her head in a circular motion.

You can tell Jamie is on the rag becuase she just splatter-painted the bathroom...it's a bloody mess.

by Jewexican May 22, 2006

paint sprayer

You must have the beer shits or be sick with diarrhea to perform the paint sprayer.Its when a woman or man is tossing your salad and you leave a long wet fart spraying them in thier face with wet shit. When you are done it should look like someone painted thier face brown

Me and Tina are getting serious I gave her ,her first paint sprayer last night. She brought her face up out of my ass covered in runny shit ,looked at me with tears in her eyes and said "I love you".Then we sat there and cried together for hours it was truly a beautiful moment.

by jay from catty June 22, 2009