Cock Lock

The opposite of a cock block
aka
when that one person hanging around you and her helps you get laid

Bro #1: dude i'm totally gonna cock lock you, we're gonna get you laid

Bro #2: nice brah

by Commander Zander October 28, 2009

locked up

a term used to describe someone who is currently in jail.

He won't be able to meet us for a few years, he's locked up!

by eMJayDee March 25, 2006

Couch Locked

When sitting on the couch and not moving becomes your highest priority. Often the result of smoking some dank and sitting down anywhere.

Guy: "Hey dude, we're going on a beer run. You coming?"

Guy 2: "What? Oh, no man I don't even wanna move. This couch is comfy as fuck."

Guy 3 to Guy 1: "Yeah, he always gets couch locked. I told him not to sit down!"

by JOHNNNNNNNNYY July 11, 2008

lock down

lockdown comes from the prisons, but is also used instead of 'grounded'

i cant come out, im on lock (down)

by Rastafari July 31, 2004

moldy locks

Dirty dreadlocks or the intentionally homeless, jobless, and dirty, but, unintentionally trendy and shallow simpleton who is wearing them. Usually a white kid between the ages of 14-28; Male and female; Always having a Bob Marley poster in there apartment or house; Always asking you for change; Always self-contradictory.

Another name for a waspafarian is moldy locks.

by sonicturkey April 17, 2006

u-lock

device used for breaking the jaw bones of motorists who think it is humorous to be inconsiderate and endanger the lives of cyclists on the road.

the act of breaking the jaw bone of a motorist, or perhaps smashing out his window.

safety first: always bring your u-lock.

yo, you shoulda seen the way Tido u-lock'd this dumbo's face right off!

by the.scumlife September 11, 2010

Lock it up

A slang term used when asking someone for a street race. Usually for money or some type of wager.

Fresh whip, you tryna lock it up with my evo? We are throwing $50's.

You wanna lock it up tonight at 8:00? Everyone will be there.

All these civics are trying to lock it up and they know they can't win.

by Gorlak375 February 20, 2013